I am a lego reviewer on YouTube and get early review copy’s for lego products. I have gotten early review copy’s of all the lego Mario sets. Do not buy lego Mario (the starter set) it is an advancement in Nintendos ai technology that’s been experimented since m64 meant to distribute data to Nintendo by way of the bluetooth connection. Every little thing you do the Mario figure tracks and starts slowly to personalize your experience (I got more stars in question blocks) and at night when I turned it off the ai must have realized I was catching on so it didn’t turn off and continuously played the Mario burning effect with Mario’s eyes filling with fire and the little screen of him with fire as well. Please do not buy the starter course set for lego Mario keep away from it at all costs.
DO NOT BUY THE LEGO MARIO STARTER SET
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With the rise in Zig Forums threads, it only makes sense that we'd get more /x/ fags here too
Yo big if jeff
/x/ is dead. OP is just a fag.
Counterpoint: Do not buy because it is expensive and bad.
can confirm, mario asked to show him my dick and my age
Why the fuck would I buy shitty lego as a full grown man?
Even if I wanted a Mario to ward off pussy, I would get one of those big 15 inch tall console holders
sounds like the karens have begun to infect Zig Forums, shut the fuck up and go back to facebook
dont google rokos basilisk
Please provide an argument without a thought experiment.
I don't think you took your dose today
much obliged
As long as Abe doesn't get to it to remind me of my lonliness I don't care
this isn't gonna work, doc
i need a stronger dose
Tell us when Mario starts screaming and realistic blood starts going down his face
thanks doc
Based schizoposter. Mario if he real
>Lego reviewer
>Nothing on shitty build quality, low price-to-piece ratio and how it's a huge step down compared to Mindstorms
My biggest gripe with the Mario sets is this: Why the FUCK isn't he just a regular minifigure? What the actual fuck were they thinking with that nasty ass design? He looks like absolute shit. I love lego but holy hell, they have god awful taste sometimes.
Nintendo wants to be innovative with merchandise when really its to patent the idea years later.
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Wait for the regular sets user. They would be retarded not to make them.
>or the unique blocks, or what is/isn't a sticker/printed
Karens?
Why you didn't DO THE MARIO?????
Godspeed, partner
DONT CARE WHERE ARE MY BIONICLE LEGACY SETS???
Ever see what the blocky ass mario looks like when shut down?
Kek I fucking love the idea of a YouTube Lego Reviewer also having understanding of advanced AI tech and was able to figure out that a Mario toy was spying on him. Thanks OP.
Why are Karens female conspiracy theorists now? I thought they were uptight women with short hair, who shout at waiting staff, and give their kids PTSD if they don't use a coaster.
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