Why do you guys hate this remake when this was what the original mario 64 was intended to be?

why do you guys hate this remake when this was what the original mario 64 was intended to be?

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they changed muh scuttle bug design it's ruined

thumbpad

Because Luigi fucks the level design, physics changed, graphics sucked. Added content is alright though

The game was not meant to played with a D-pad. Also the colors are disgusting

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*backflips*

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Because the Waluigi rumours were false.
WHY WAS THERE A FOURTH DOOR

It looks like shit, controls like garbage with a dpad, and multiple characters add fucking nothing because every single stage was built around only having mario.
Having only mario be able to wall jump is fucking disgusting, no reason to play anybody else unless you NEED to or want to do some op gimmick shit as luigi backflip and float down from the top of the map.

The only good thing it has are the touch screen minigames, otherwise its a terrible garbage port that didnt need to he made.

Also, if you’re one of the retards who say “playing it with a circle pad on a 3ds solves all the problems!!!” You have brain damage and need to check yourself into the hospital. Mapping digital inputs to a circle pad does not magically recode the game to have analog control.

its literally worse in every conceivable way.

good god, it looks like the postal dude's gonorrhea piss

I don't mind the graphics but the controls just aren't that great. Either you've got to use the d-pad+run button or the touch screen.
As an aside Luigi breaks the game wide open and it feels like you're gimping yourself when not using him.

>Added content is alright though
the character stages were some of the most boring and soulless in the whole game and stuck out like sore thumbs

What does Zig Forums think of this game?

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>Super Mario 64x4 never happened
Fuck remasters, I want them to actually try out every fully multiplayer idea they had for this before they decided to axe most of it

Actually a great game but I'm also glad that they stopped after this and 3D World instead of milking it to death like they did with NSMB (even though NSMBU was quite good)

The main reason people hate this game is because they're used to a Mario 64 with the personalization algorithm refining the experience to match them and their play styles.

Because wario is fucking trash in it

Graphics are shit. Hopefully one day they can mod all 64DS content into the original.

Becauses the original game was better
>b-but this is what they INTENDED
Most movie director's cut are shit, the Star Wars Special Editions are what George INTENDED, doesn't make them better than the versions that made them classics

It'd be good if two things.

1. It had the same scale and display as the original
2. If it controlled the same as the original instead of pad+run button, ewwww

MUNCH

Personally I don't think it would be nearly as bad if the controls didn't fucking suck

3D land and world were actually good games

That looks better than that shitty neon mismatched pallet.

>when this was what the original mario 64 was intended to be
They wanted this version to be focused on multiplayer but it didn't work out the way they intended, so the extra playable characters are more or less holdovers from that.

too easy. had no distinct style of its own. ends up being one of the most forgettable 3d marios in existence

>WHY WAS THERE A FOURTH DOOR
>You have to catch 10 sparkling white rabbits and they give you key and behind the door is a star

I want to see someone port all the levels and models to regular sm64 so I don't have to deal with 8 directional movement, run button and desmume.
Cant be too difficult with decomp now either I'd think.

I think he knows, he's just wondering why the game built it up so much if it was just going to be an ordinary star.

>Mario in Africa

>and multiple characters add fucking nothing because every single stage was built around only having mario.

So? It was fun being able to play as multiple characters and it’s the only time you were able to play as Wario in a mainline Mario game.

I don't hate it and I had no issues controlling it though. The original is the definitive version, but I'm not a raging autist so I can recognize something that isn't the absolute best as still being good.

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised it that star was added simply to make the room more symmetrical. Though it's more fun to imagine Waluigi was planned but scrapped.