Why can't I fuck a girl by doing this?
You're not as hit, hip, and young as scout.
> Slender
> Boston accent
> Athletic
> Up front and aggressive
That's why he can
what the fuck was that chicken tramp model anyway did some underpaid intern steal it
Then why do they call him a virgin manchild if he's fucked plenty of fried chicken tramps?
I think it was just scout making shit up
She thought he was MarkyMark
because you aren't god's gift to woman.
drop your standards a bit and you can
it looks like its from one of those early 2000s 3d clip art discs
How many times have you jacked off to this clip?
seriously, it's so fucking low res and ugly holy shit
stop being a fat neckbearded fuck that browses Zig Forums daily and actually go outside for once holy shit you're so pathetic you're getting envious over a fucking video game animation
Just remember this was a softball pilot for a Team Fortress TV show for Adult Swim before Valve couldn't do deadlines and Adult Swim backed out
They probably didn't feel like putting any effort into a model that would be onscreen for about 3 seconds
I kind of wished that they released this model but the bottom half of it probably wasn't even modeled.
WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE AN EXTRA FROM BARNYARD??
They are tramp tier user. Anyone could fuck one if their not ugly. You will get a hiv thought, even wearing a condom won't help
Because you aren't canonically God's gift to women.
I'd watch it.
>looks like some cheap fan sfm video
>it's official
>expiration date was released 6 years ago
>no sfm
shame
the girl seriously looks grotesque, like how is that acceptable to Valve
She's supposed to be a slag.
Considering how long it took them to create the 2 minute "meet the" shorts, I'm shocked they even thought about doing an entire season of 15-minute episodes
Because he’s skinny and whimpy with thre rest of the mercs, who are all bigger and manlier than him.
Valve is so fucking pathetic
>Adult Swim
It would have been rushed garbage if it aired
Engineer is shorter though
Wasn't the failure of Valve to get their shit together for Adult Swim basically the beginning of Valve being a lazy and incompetent company who couldn't understand what deadlines or commitments are?
Engie is burlier, smart as hell and not a pussy like scout.
You aren’t seriously a heightfag, are you? That “Girls only like you for your height” shit doesn’t actually exist in real life.