Conan, for no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts

Conan, for no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts...

But Zig Forums... Zig Forums you can trust.

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Reddit isn't strong, boy. Zig Forums is stronger!
Look around (you).

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Crom will only accept you, if you manage to solve the riddle of Zig Forums.

red sonya was a better movie

The riddle ... of Zig Forums?

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>moot, I have never prayed to you before.
>I have no tongue for it.
>No one, not even you, will remember if we made good threads or bad,
>Why we post or why we died.
>No, all that matters is that soul stood against soulless.
>That's what's important.
>Valor pleases you, moot, so grant me one request -
>Grant me (you)s!
>And if you do not listen, then the Hell with you!

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>Hey! I'm a janny, mind you! This board is kept by powerful mods and spirits of shitposters. Harm my ego and you will have to deal with the banhammer.

>Can you summon mods, janny?

>Yes! To strike at you, I would summon a mod more powerful than all on Zig Forums!

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Never saw it.

it wasnt. Also Conan has a god tier soundtrack.

crom smiles on this thread

Remember when Twilight Princess used the OST for a trailer.
youtu.be/1lKUYAnqxjU

conan is better only if you're fag and want to see arnold's bare chest

It is not man which makes Zig Forums, nor memes, but the friends we make along the way.

>its steel which is power
>no its man which is power
>its what man does with steel which is power
Boomers first complex thought the movie

>there will never be another Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Shouldn't it be the other way around? Reddit is the hivemind that the bad guy can manipulate and use as a force?

Nah but Thulsa Doom's philosophy was superior to Conan's dad's, so it's a fair fit.

Its a shit meme

>Its a shit meme
But a fitting one, I'd say.

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?
You might be projecting

Damn not only a faggot but also retarded?
don't talk to me

If his philosophy is so smart then how come he's dead

You shut your whoremouth

nice argumentation you subhuman trash, kill yourself

my middle name is Conan

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but you can’t trust Zig Forums, this thread makes no sense

>Suppose you wanted some vidya?
>What would you do to get it?
>Buy it on Steam? XBox? PS4?
Buy it?
GRRRRRRRAB IT, AND TAKE IT!

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I used to watch Detective Conan
Is that the same Conan from Conan the Barbarian?

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I don’t agree with Zig Forums but I have to say this board is much more accurate and honest than other sources.

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No. It's more similar to Conan O'Brien. Except it doesn't suck.

>conan kino thread
At last
youtube.com/watch?v=mZHoHaAYHq8

That's some tranny taste you got there.