Speedrunning

>speedrunning
>woah dude you're like, so fucking cool by using obscure glitches and bugs to skip through the game instead of playing it normally and spending thousands of hours mastering pixel perfect exploits just so you beat a game faster than like five other people without even having fun doing it
There are people who actually believe that.

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Let’s see you do it then.

Speedrunning is only sometimes impressive to look at and only for following reasons:
>to learn about how the game works/solutions devs used for certain elements
>to check some cool strats if bugs/glitches/exploits aren't possible
Everything else about it is pure degenerate cancer and when you actually think about it, you don't need speedruns to learn these things. It's the dumbest fucking "hobby"/"competition"/"sport"??? or whatever related to gaming. Even dumber than e-sports.

I don't get the whole smoking anime girl thing if you're gonna post like you're crying yourself to sleep

Le doomer aesthetic

I’ve never ate a turd but I know it tastes bad.

>searching melee speedruns
>look at some categories
>"all trophies"
>the run is 61 hours long
>makes a mistake that costs ~6 hours
>some parts are just grinding matches and kos for several hours
HOW

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Why does people playing a game the way they want to make Zig Forums so mad?

there's different categories for this exact same reason

doom eternal glitchless speedruns are a thing of beauty

If it takes you more than 1-2 hours, should you really call it a speedrun?

Speed running is a purely autistic activity, thats why speed running has so many trannys.

no there aren't and if there are, those people are completely fucking irrelevant

>Dark Souls speedrun
>"Oh cool, i want to see how they handle the bosse..."
>speedrunners uses some obscure fucking glitch that swaps animations of the strongest damage weapon in the game (but slow) with a rapier/dagger and spams attack, killing bosses in 1-4 hits
What is the fucking point?

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To beat the game as fast as possible.

They’ve already played the game dumbass, they’re just trying to do it the fastest they can. Who the fuck cares? OP is an actual faggot.

If it's longer than 3 it's a fucking longplay

Speedrunning is the most degenerate act humanity has come up with.

Only game I watch speedruns for is mario 64 and I find them entertaining from time to time. Even the exploitation of glitches in that game I find quite fun since they tend to centre around strange but beleivable effects of the physics system of the game.
It is a game that has been played over and over and over so seeing people play it in unusual ways does not bother me. Also, most games have a non glitch / 100% speed run category do they not?

Speedruns are fun to me precisely because they're absurd
Endurance runs are a good example, try skipping through someone attempting to 100% a collectathon
On the other end of the spectrum, try searching up a source game any% record

>degenerate
can you vary your vocabulary please

I was trying to quote this based man from memory youtube.com/watch?v=08Ju7nel5cQ

source engine speedruns are pretty entertaining

This is why no hitters and deathless runs are much much more entertaining.
Not to mention the absolute hive of degeneracy speedrunning communities have become.

>Zig Forums jerks off about liking hard games and challenges, calling pleb and casual tp everyone
>but Zig Forums dislikes speedrunning
also if you reply with “Zig Forums is just one person” i will rape your mom and you

how can you know a turd taste bad if you never ate it?

You should see what Zig Forums is like for fighting games or anything even vaguely competitive.

I like watching speed runs of games I'm nostalgic about only. It's nice to experience an old game in a new, interesting way that's also time efficient.

Hard games are fun. Speedrunning is not.
Realize that people like hard games and challenges because at the end of the day you come out with the feeling of satisfaction of beating the game/challenge etc. Not to mention *good* difficult games have those moments spread out. It's not a constant stream of misery through and through until you get a small reward at the end. You get small victories one after the other throughout the whole experience, but the difficulty bar is being raised up in a steady manner.
With speedrunning you do nothing but have complete focus, not allowing yourself to make a single mistake, being stressed out over frame-perfect glitches or being 0.2 seconds ahead of previous World Record, spending hundreds if not thousands of hours """mastering""" not the game, but the glitches, bugs and explots that let you skip actual game, and doing all that for a retarded Twitch audience that hates you, only then to go to the tranny-filled sterile GDQ event after which you will get banned because you accidentely said "ass" on camera or made problematic comments 10 years ago. Or even worse, become a tranny yourself.
This is why only glitchless, legit runs of games like Resident Evil etc. are fun.

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>They’ve already played the game
Except when a zoomer is playing a 30-year-old game, messes up a trick and says "I don't know how to do this normally"

>HARD GAME GOOD SPEED RUN BAD: tl;dr edition
>glitchless speed run what's that?

speedrunning is for autists
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>turns 360 degrees and ABHs away

melee target tests are pure kino

Sounds like you get anxiety just from thinking of this idea of speedrunning that's in your head, but you don't actually do it yourself. I'm not even a speedfag, but what do you have to lose if other people enjoy it?

>i will rape your mom and you
Lately I've been into that type of fantasies

>>glitchless speed run what's that?
>This is why only glitchless, legit runs of games like Resident Evil etc. are fun.
Can you even fucking read you suicide speedrun tranny?

why is Zig Forums the fun police
let people play games however they want

To finish the game as fast as possible. That's literally the point. If you want to see them handle bosses see a glitchless run

If you don't get it, you don't get it.