No, seriously, why were you in jail? And don't give me that "the gods.." shit

No, seriously, why were you in jail? And don't give me that "the gods.." shit.

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the gods..

because it's a trope

It's an RPG. You decide.

because Bethesda can't write

Make up your own mind, faggot!

Due to your uncontrollable kleptomania.

This, you’re supposed to come up with your own reason.

For me it was due to serial gang rape.

I always thought this was because I kept choosing redguard.

Imagine if this was made now.

>Leave prison
>See these ancient ruins
>QUEST ADDED: PILFERIN' VILVERIN

penis was too large

>Imagine if this was made now
If you play as Orc or Redguard you start outside the prison instead.

Please stop. It hurts.

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Public masturbation in front of orc women.

Rape

They make you Emperor for being that based, not throw you in prison.

I was in jail for plotting to kill the emporor.

fuckin' raycissism and shieeet

Just play an orc/khajit/redguard if you want the obvious answer and don't want to think about it.

misgendering a tranny

>start outside prison
>Skooma x3 added to the inventory

I ran through the entire kingdom with a single lockpick stealing everything that wasn't nailed down.

It checks out for every single RPG I've ever played

>NPCs all have -50 disposition towards you
>Guards keep randomly arresting you

Hoarding cheese in the priory.

>the emperor
>you I have seen you before
>let me see your face
You obviously raped the empress

Caught distributing cunny paintings

>Stop right there, criminal scum !
>I CAN'T BREEVE !

do people shit in TES games? fallout has toilets and there are sewers, but there is no waste in the sewers, nor are there any toilets or pipes to connect homes to the sewers. are the sewers just to deal with waste water and not waste itself? can no one on nirn take a fat shit? is there any defecation documented in the lore? does everyone just hang their ass over the river in Balmora to shit and have the river carry it away?

Lets just say you know exactly what the fine for necrophilia is

the warp in the west took all the poop away, forever.

skooma
but i didn't do it

so can we settle this once and for all

did vivec rape kids?

Indecent exposure.

The prisoner is free.

looks like it ended up working out in the end then huh?

You were a wizard who invades peoples dream to get personal information about them.

pretty sure theres a few out houses in cyrodiil.

Where did you ever hear about something like that.

Wrong place at the wrong time
just like in the first game

I stole a loaf of bread.