Called "Easy Pete"

>Called "Easy Pete"
>Hardest boss in the game
Why? Also, how do you beat him?

Attached: Easy_Pete.png (1200x675, 1.2M)

dunno lol

BASTURD

this is stupid but I wish there was a way to ignite the fuse of a dynamite pack then pickpocket it into an npcs inventory

He isn't called easy because he's easy to defeat, he's called easy because he's a slut.

Easy Pete's Sleazy Fete

BASTERD
>BASTERD
BA-
>BASTERD

>he thinks he can defeat Easy Pete in the first place
He's literally the hardest enemy in the entire franchise, the moment you anger him it's over. He's called Easy because he's laidback and gives you a chance to finish the game before he kills you.

Attached: 1574691927263.jpg (549x386, 60.81K)

you're joking right? you can literally do this

If you can't even take down easy pete then you'll stand no chance against spicy Pete. Here's a hint. Find his old claim by the river and search under his old mattress.

you can

just put a frag granate in the pocket of the character you want dead

Then why'd you respond

Wait until you get to Normal Pete

I have yet to beat Lunatic Pete.

I just got to Punished Pete.

Wait till you get to his ultimate form; Cuban Pete

The King of the Rumba Beat?

if it's EASY pete, i wonder how HARD pete would look like

Even worse yet, Butcher Pete. He's chopping up all the women's meat.

He gets an eye patch and 5 o'clock shadow. Not to be confused with punished pete who has 2 eye patches and 10 o'clock shadow.

Look at 'em go!

BASTURD

How the fuck do you guys beat Crazy Pete? He keeps fucking me up at his second phase with the fatman mirv and im usually out of medx from his hour long assault with dynamite.

Attached: 1588890773227.png (718x555, 431.73K)

Too bad Peteophile was banned from the western release.

Zig Forums is still the only board that makes me laugh
never change friends

Attached: 1588960163559.jpg (1132x996, 117.71K)

>he doesn't know the Lonesome Road strat
You really though you could beat him with conventional weapons?

Just wait until you have to fight Pete's Dragon.

Attached: kubanpete.jpg (450x600, 132.6K)

>Didn't go full dex built with akimbo 12,7mm pistol
Drop armor, it's useless, try parrying or dodging the fat man

jesus christ all these unfunny 'spice pete, easy pete' etc, reedit really has taken over this board, sad

Im sorry your smash thread got deleted

You haven't seen true bullshit until he clones himself and you have to fight Pete and Pete.

>Im sorry your smash thread got deleted
i dont play smash nor do i make theards dork, go back to your circle jerk hugbox, your kind isnt wanted here you dilating tranny

Spoken like a true and new faggot.

nigga holy shit you're the one who needs to fuckin dilate

>dilate
dilate

>tfw I actually beat all Pete forms

Attached: CF3F0D5F-B368-4354-BF31-F5904568E2D4.gif (382x239, 1.71M)