LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
THE SCAM OF THE YEAR HAS BEEN FOUND

LAUGH AT THE MANCHILDREN WHO PREBOUGHT IT
HAHAHAHHAHHAHHA

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Who even buys this tranny shit?
It looks like a game for toddlers

>It's okay when Nintendogshit does it

Also
>Game so good, devs didn't think there would be so many players and the servers can't hold the playerbase
And it's the only problem with the game right now.
Why are trannies so assblasted about this game? Because the lead character is not a black lesbian transvestite?

Are you seriously defending this toddlershit?

It's free, though

Video games are a children's medium.

Why does a game about mindless fun trigger you so?

but it's free*

Again,
>It's okay when Nintendookie does this

Game is more fun than most of the shit that I played in last 3 years. You may be hurt by the reality but millions of other people are thinking the same.

umm it's free you stupid fuck

But it's obviously Twitchbait that will be dead by next month.

with PS Plus*

What makes it tranny shit?

>servers are down
>official twitter is UWU posting and gloating about how many followers they have

professionalism

I literally have never mentioned nintendo in my posts you manchild. You are the same as the manchilds who play nintenbro.

Yes.

You are a children.

Exactly, kids do not work.

Are you seriously asking this? Look at how "cutesy" it tried to be. Any self respecting male wouldn't play this shit

When do the servers come back I want to fucking play again

Hex is the only mini game that requires a brain and if you hate it you’re a brainlet

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My guess from a Zig Forums perspective is
>Streamerbait
>Colorful simplistic graphics
>Devolver Digital

why shouldn't I be opposed to a shitposting OP?

25 mins

>ah looks like this is it for me...
>my greatest achievement was avoiding color in vidya all those years...

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Alright sell me on this game

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Unless they double the levels in a month I agree. I wouldn't count on that since half of the few levels they already have are shit.

STOP LAUGHING AT ME FUCKER

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>OMG COLORSS!!!!! I LOVE RAINBOWS OMG COLORS CUTE PASTEL COLORS BUT I AM TOTALLY NOT A FAG

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It’s Wipeout but with cute characters

from what i read it seems to have colors

Don't forget about promoting witch hunting people who review bomb the game.

Jesus, give the world this favor and hang yourself. You are a waste of oxygen. And the average IQ will rise up.

flavor of the month garbage that literally everyone will forget about next month

playing the beta just made me really miss mario royale

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>You are a children.
Yup

Just play Mario maker 2 versus

What a literal manchild. Resorting to telling people to kill themselves when they do not accept your infantilized worldview LMAO

It's kind of funny some people have gotten annoyed about games having to many colors considering the times people were annoying that all games were dark, brown and muddy

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That laggy shit

no because it's not nearly as fun

I fail to see what part of it is a scam. Please, enlighten me.

Is that rhino OK?

Yet another example of how marketing is what sells, ads EVERYWHERE.

this game is shilled so fucking hard

delete this thread. NOW.

The servers are broken so the shitload of people that bought the game can't play it, devs on twitter say they don't know when they can get it fixed

We've been in the rainbow phase for like 10 years, give it a break already.

>played Devolverland expo
>thought Fall Guys looks fun as fuck
>check into Zig Forums today
>apparently the game is bad because it got big on streaming
>had no idea because I don't fucking watch streaming
is Zig Forums literally all zoomers now?

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what are some games that are actually worth 16 quid

What a literal zoomer trying to seem older because he makes fun of games that are not dark, colorless, grey POS edgy filler content like batman.

They're also calling the disgruntled consumers that can't play the game they paid for "review bombers".

Fall Guys? More like Fail Guys

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I played a really good horror game recently called Darkwood thats only 12 quid usually, but it was on sale so I got it for 5

You're calling a game a scam.. because of technical difficulties due to servers being overloaded?

>More like scam guys, dare I say

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screen tearing in this game is so bad.
when it works.

no, it's a scam because they advertised it prior to release.

While being free on PS+ and you are able to get a refund on steam.
>MUH SCAM
Fuck those retards, they are edgelords, who have to behave this way to make themselves feel adult.

You're calling a game a scam.. for trying to get people interested in their game?

I thought more like Takeshi's Castle or MXC if you saw that version

Id also say because it's not a free2play game but it has the microstransactions of one

This thread would 100% not exist if it was on switch

What the fuck am I reading here?

You are right, fuck those niggers with Mac Donald connection

I don't think people are saying it's bad because of that, I think it's because the game hasn't been working because server issues so people are pissed

That does sound pretty scummy and is a justifiable complaint.

>Are you seriously asking this? Look at how "cutesy" it tried to be. Any self respecting male wouldn't play this shit
Ah Zig Forums is for 18+. You can be happy that im not calling your mother

>Servers fucked
>Oh well, I'll play later then
>Servers get fixed
>Play game
This isn't rocket science man

I haven't played on my switch in a long time
This game looks like shit

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It makes Zig Forums upset. Always do the opposite of what Zig Forums says.

they LITERALLY forced it into Devolverland and gave out a bunch of copies of the game.
pure artificial playerbase leading to inflated positive reception.
They may as well have just paid off reviewers.

Why the fuck would snoy pay for exclusive time on this?

Twitch streamers, the platform for trannies and children.

I literally bought out what is in the shop at the time after playing for a bit even with all the problems with servers. Didnt break a sweat and didn't have to spend a dime on in-game currency.

>BUT THOSE MICROTRANSACTIONS ARE MAKING THIS GAME A GRINDFEST

>it's a scam because they advertised it prior to release

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>hating colour will make me more manly
fuck it user, you have considered to change my gender. i am going to be a tranny solely to piss you off.

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There's like, only five people streaming the game.
The rest is just retards doing anything else but playing videogames.
This flopped harder than No Man's Sky on launch day.

>that can't play the game they paid for
Didn't realize the game was being deleted from everyone's hard drives at sundown.

Yes, zelda looks like a piece of dog shit. I agree.

>they forced it into a game their publisher made to show off their own games
user.
>gave out a bunch of copies
Just like many other games do, they give games out to influencers as advertising. This is nothing new, you retarded spaz.
You're calling a game a scam.. for existing.

Those are a bit before my time. I’m more familiar with Ninja Warrior and Wipeout desu

Hylics 2

It's in maintenance, so nobody should be playing now

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>it's a scam because they advertised it prior to release.

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>Alright sell me on this game
just a fun diversion for a quick 2-3 rounds to wind down from playing more serious stuff. If you expect anything else from it or hate it because it's not a GAMURS GAME it's not for you.

>Premium currency is also the earnable in-game currency
Nevermind, the other user's a retard. Thanks for the clarity.

>having problems because of vastly underestimated traffic
>flopped

seconding

>Watching twitch
Fag.
Also from reading the thread here i found out that the servers are down so no one can play.
But you the person who has live footage and sees that the people can't play it because the servers are down thinks that they just don't want to play it still thinks that the game flopped.
How braindead are you?

COLOR BAD
TESTOSTERONE RISE IN THE COLORLESS VOID I CHOOSE TO LIVE IN
THUS I CAN COOM FARTHER

>you're allowed to just viral market your game by putting it in other games and shitting out a bunch of free keys
what the fuck has happened to Zig Forums?

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Game sucks even if it works. It says it has 25 levels, which already isn't enough, but it will put you into the same 10 levels over and over.

Ignore him he’s just seething

>Imagine hating on a game like this which is actually fun to play.
Damn you are really pathetic OP. Probably one of the biggest losers i saw on this side

Post beans.

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Twitch is Zig Forums culture you faggot.
see

Yeah it's for kiddies (microtransaction). If you are 18+ and have to spend money to buy stuff in this game, then there's a problem with that person.