Complains about Abby’s body in TLOU2

>complains about Abby’s body in TLOU2
>praises Samus Aran’s body in the non-anime Metroid games

I’m watching you, Zig Forums

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I find abby hot as well as that samus

is abby genetically modified by aliens?

also samus has much smaller arms

Me too, why do some faggots prefer the kawaii uguuu Samus though?

Big titties and looks like a generic anime girl. Not saying that id hate samus witg big tits but id also like her to have muscle

Samus is cool and isn't made ugly to seem compelling and deep.

Abby "controversy" was literally manufactured here on Zig Forums in real-time because of a handful of fags with a hateboner for Druckmann

She started training 4 years before the events of TLOU2, you can totally get in that shape

Samus isn't in a pretentious """game""" that pushes Judaism and killing white men

Abby is not ugly though, only her tits suck because of the chest muscles

I can pretend i am a mighty cyborg and not a woman like in the 90s
Fuck off with your shit game

abby has two different models for her face and body, along with an unfitting voice actor
she's three different people frankensteined into one, for a setting meant to be "gritty and realistic" while nobody else in her faction looks like her

Do you think people that are anti-feminist collectively think slutty clothing is good design?
If you do, you're retarded, and you're conflating Coomgang with wholesomegang.
KYS, tranny.

Samus is a genetically enhanced cybernetic super soldier in space while Abby's living in a resource scarce post-apocalyptic world.

Did you miss the other people in the gym?

Nah Samus is best as a breast implant bimbo model.

her base has no scarcity, though, neither does Jackson, they’re not starving in the big fortresses around the country in TLOU’s world

Samus is cool 80s action hero. Abby is cringe modern day nonsense.

>sony negro trying to shill the tranny aberration of nature
there is a special place in hell for all for you people

because zero suit makes my penus venus hard xDD

She’s not tranny, she’s a cis woman

Post the webm. You know the one.

during a zombie apocalypse. As a chick. Sure.

Best moment, she lives in a base with full access to protein and vegetables, plus a gym, no access to sugar and fast food. Best time to get ripped

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I bet her feet get really sweaty in there haha

>toned arms
>bare feet
Honestly why can't we get this zero suit samus.

Abby is the result of natural selection during an apocalypse (and years of training in-between time skips). She's modeled after some real crossfit model.

Abby is a fuck ugly dyke looking bitch, I'll shit on what I please fag

Not for a natural

Anybody remotely comparing Samus body to Abby's is stuck in their retarded headcanon. The in-game sprites and models for Samus paints a clear picture about her body type. "Praise" only comes from those who likely don't even play Metroid.

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That's not Samus, only a faggot or tranny would like that Samus.

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This, she's canonically lithe and fit while being hot as shit, that's it, fuck that magazine for ruining the interpretation of Samus Aran.