Game has difficult choices

1 and 3, become immortal, become a saturday morning cartoon supervillain

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anywhere

9 and 2, become the ultimate archeologist or die trying

The correct choice

2 and 9 to become an adventurer that unveils the secrets of history and this world.

8 and 3.

7 will come as a result

3 & 6
literally the perfect life

2 and 3 though with 2 you could just steal a shit ton of money and valuable shit... so 2 and uhhhhhhhhhh 7? choices are kinda shit beyond 2 and 3

7 is the only negative effect though.

4 and 9

1 just sounds like immortality and immortality sounds like a curse
2 is pointless
4 is cool but technology will give this ability to everyone in time anyway
5 is pointless
6 is pointless
7 is pointless
8 is pointless
9 is cool but like 4, technology will render it pointless

that leaves 3

1 and 2 combined are basically immortality and omnipresence combined. What else would you need?

If I bring back someone from the past, will he die eventually or not?

6 and 9

Is 4 only limited to languages alive now? Because if it programmed my brain with every spoken language ever just think of all the ancient languages we could bring back.

1 and 9
I'd roll back to 18 again and i'd be able to do history a great service by being able to read things that haven't been translated yet. Specifically the Voynich Manuscript, then other texts.

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was it autism?

1 and 3 are the objectively correct choice because they can lead to every other one eventually.

1 and 3, become the reason why there is so much porn of a specific fetish.

4 and 9
I'll use my powers to figure out how to communicate with aliens.

>get pill 3
>get money
>get pill 9 and wait 10 minutes before I swallow it
>bring myself back from the past before I swallow pill 9
>kill my old self and get the million and the 9 pill
>repeat any time I need more than 1 milion dollar
piss ez life

correction:

2 is NOT pointless, but for my lifestyle, it is
i'm comfortable staying put for the rest of my life

>1 just sounds like immortality and immortality sounds like a curse
Ok reddit.

1 and 3

2 & 3
My gf and I are long distance so those two are probably best for my situation

>that leaves 3
You know money will eventually lose value, because of inflation right? anyway, kill yourself, retardo lmao

If the universe is infinite then you can travel in space until you find a repeat world that suits your needs. You could also travel around a spinning black hole to travel through time. Unlimited spatial travel effectively time travel.

>no suicide pill
Gay thread

6 is the only correct choice
I don't believe in soul mates, but in concept I'd basically make me happy for the rest of my life, which is the most important thing in life
Thr second choice doesn't matter but teleportation is kino, so numbr 2

absolute patrician
3 and 6 are the comfy choice

1bros, what age do you pick?
I'm thinking 30. Old enough to be an adult and taken seriously, but no one thinks your old yet except shitposting manchildren. Hormones aren't all over the place and leveled out without declining yet. Just overall in your prime physically.

I mean just think
When the world explodes, you'll be drifting off into space for a very, very, very, long time.

have fun still being alive when the universe explodes and there's literally nothing left

at least when you're dead, you don't consciously experience oblivion

6, 5. Others are at least theoretically possible.

Same here bruh

9
>use for old text and langues
>use it to help understand and speak current langues
>Get mad dosh for deciphering ye ol' text
>stop that langue barrier between me and a q.t 3.14 jap girl
>get to travel the world

3
>Just extra income

1+2
Can't die of old age.
Can teleport anywhere.

Hear, hear.

This but instead of being a supervillain I'll become a NEET.

You can tell how young Zig Forums is by the number of people not picking 1.

3&6

Perfect life.

1 and 3 is EZ. If I am always young and make a million a year I don't even need to pick 6 because I can fuck random hot girls whenever I want kek.

I didn't say it was a good or appealing option, just the best pill that happens to be available

Pic unrelated? 4 and 9 is all you need. Develop a bit of social skills and networking and you can literally get anywhere by talking to any and everyone

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5 & 6

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>implying humanity wont be prepared for that when it comes

1 and 2

1 for no aging
2 over 3 because having a superpower is more fun than money plus I'm sure you could make money easily with teleportation

3 and 9 easy. The scholars choice. Any other options are fake and wouldn't feel real. Money's fake anyways and understanding written language enables to read old egypt and hebrew texts which is the good shit.

Did you lose someone fren?

1 & 9

4 and 5 if 4 means i can speak the language too, if not then 3 and 9 so i can read all those vietnamese pornography comics without putting any effort in to learn some shit gook language

>Understand any written language

does this include glyphs and even ciphers? if so, become a legendary archeological intelligence agent. Then grab the obvious immortality pill to make sure humanity can no longer use ciphers and keep secrets.

Yes, a cipher is a language, as it translates into English or from English.

vapid airhead

No. do you know how much money you can make if you understand all speech or text?

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>have fun still being alive when the universe explodes and there's literally nothing left
Who says he'd be alive? Immortality doesnt mean you're invincible.

Or you can work as a faggot that translates weird as shit hieroglyphs from all times and ages, or just the best time travel agent to ever exist with understanding all languages pill, I mean this OP is kinda shit but at least it is something

It makes you unageing, not immortal.

This is objectively the best choice

>2. Travel anywhere instantly
Lemme just travel into this bank vault and then back out again before the police arrive. At that point what use is the yearly million dollars?

So does that mean I can still have a heart attack and shit

Is 1 immortality?

3 seems like a safe choice

Only if you end up squandering that bullshit for like 200 years.

I don't even think I could use a million dollars a year right now. I'd get myself a nice place but nothing even close to a million bucks a year. I don't want a mansion or anything. I don't want a bunch of expensive cars or anything. I'm perfectly happy with my 2015 jeep renegade.

I'd probably just buy a chunk of land, build myself a modest little house, use the rest of the land as a range. Just invest the rest of the money or something. Use money to make money. You'll always have way more money then you need after a couple years and it'll keep up with inflation.