Sup virgin, I'm your bodyguard

Sup virgin, I'm your bodyguard

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H-hi... heh.
Can I... smell your farts? Haha just kidding.

You're fired for being incredibly unprofessional.

gross... haha

i'm perfectly capable of guarding my virginity myself thank you very much.

in the year of our lord 2077, why the FUCK isnt there technology to make people look attractive? what the fuck is that railroad across this bitch's face? I don't want an ugly mentally unstable body guard

Just because you're modded to look like that you don't have to act like you're 14.

Do developers really think we want females in our videogames unless they are background hookers and strippers?

You're my bodyguard? Great, because my virginity isn't going anywhere, and you'll make sure it stays that way

Why does this Bilie Eilish sexbot lack her oversized milkers?

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She looks like Greta Thunberg, why are you str8 freaks so attracted to down syndrome? Is it because you're attracted to people similar to you?

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Can you be my escort, instead?

Nice, now drive me to the black market
I need you to make sure the chinks don't do anything funny while they sedate me and install my new cybercock
After that you're going to test it out for me

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Sup cracka, me and my minion shall be your bodyguards

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Faceblindness is common in people with autism.

>This is how the average US citizen will look like in 2050, and it's beautiful!

check the cleavage
it's using the billie eilish technique of hiding milkers under bulky clothes

I want to hatefuck this slut so fucking hard.

It's a fucking nightmare AND I WANT OUT.
I WANT OUT OF IT.

goddamn
not even hapsburg incest autists look that bad

a shotgun is pretty quick, you should hardly suffer

Ok fag

>that webm
Good job, freak. You managed to condemn a child with your derformity. :golfclap:

meh she aint amazing but she aint that bad either. Calm down

That kinda hair is the most obvious sign for mentally unstable girls.

Thought that was a mask for a second.

fucking hell the baby looks like a pug

Holy shit, whoever knocked her up must have put a paper bag over that face.

or drunk

no you proved them right HOLY FUCK IS THAT THING UGLY

Exactly my type.
I love how thirsty and clingy they are.
And yes, I might be going insane as well, but it's so good.

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Just be prepared for jailtime if the voices in their head act up.

So uhh, wanna lend a hand with my virginity thing?

if those lines really make you think she isnt attractive then i am forced to think you are an idiot

Wait a minute, you think *I* should suppress my life?
I will end the nightmare by:
1) Killing all leftists.
2) All blacks and browns with IQs less of 100
3) Instauring eugenics laws
4) Closed borders for the West, guarded by grenade launcher patrols
5) Women as baby machines for the time being and meal cookers for their husbands for the next century.
6) Ending Jewish supremacy, banking, finances, and media as well as their influence on culture by mass deportations towards Isra-hell.

This is everything.

Well, still haven't met any schizos, just girls with pretty colorful fetishes.
You are way more comfortable when the girl you are with is thinking about doing fucked up shit with you as much as you are with her.

t leftoid

i really want to believe this is ironic

This thread had no right to contain basedness of this level.

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And this is why you're a single virgin

hop in
don't rub your dick on my ass

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we are reaching BIBLICAL levels of based with this post.

Why do the authoritarians have a monopoly on goth girls?

> I'm dome kind of progessional ass kicker but i still find time to rainbow my hair.
Sorry but I don't watch anime.

It should be illegal for people like this to breed

Considering she seems to have cybernetic implants, I don't think being able to set your hair to grow out of any color is too far fetched.

B&R

based beyond belief

Goth girl = daddy issues = want dominant partner to fill the void their daddy left = want authority.

What is this traced from?

But at home you will be my slave

timbaland album

sadly i cant disagree that poor baby is going to have a hellish life cause of its defects and i promise you the father isnt around

Motherfucker I'm not questioning the realisticness of the tech I'm questioning the realisticness of the personality.
If you make your bones Fighting and Killing you're probably not the kind of person to spend that money on such frivolities as rainbow hair. Unless you're an anime character of course but then your hair probably grows rainbow out of some kind of genetic deformity which makes the point moot.

>If you don't like girls that look like 14 year olds you deserve to be a virgin
What did user mean by this?

>what the fuck is that railroad across this bitch's face?
Seems to me like she has some kind of cybernetic implant.
And honestly, looks hot.

>and i promise you the father isnt around

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