Makes a surprise game announcement

It’s time that Nintendo fan reject their false god of fleeting consumerism, and return to Orthodoxy.

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If you haven't noticed from the past decade or in this specific case, the past year, Nintendo fans(or rather any fans) eat up any and everything no matter how mediocre just to not to be "negative".

Asking for better and non-mediocrity is just TOO much and makes you a cynical nihilist.

i'm not a nintendo fan, i'm a handheld fan. i bought the ps vita instead of the ps4 to play digimon cyber sleuth and spelunky on the go, and i bought the switch instead than the wii u because i want to be able to play stuff like botw wherever i want. if nintendo stops making handhelds and fucking atari comes back from the grave and releases a new decent one that's what i'll be buying.

we all carry the god archetype within us, we are weak as fuck.

The Vita was a letdown for me :( so much potential

retroarch and adrenaline saved it for me

I was losing my patience with Pikmin 3 not being announced I was losing hope. I'm glad they're finally bringing it. No one played it on the Wii U so it's a good second chance. Maybe now with increased sales they'll finally work on 4.

Animal crossing is good and a ton of people are enjoying it.

pokemon is meant for children and should stay for children, but that doesnt mean it can not ramp up the difficulty or add a separate mode.

I will disregard the last garbage you were spouting.

I have a Vita but it's fully updated. Am I screwed for emulaton?

Pikmin 3 is a good game. I'm sure all of Wii U's games are coming eventually anyway.
If they don't announce anything new by the end of August then Switch owners might want to worry.

Animal crossing is great what are you taking about?

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Imagine getting angry that a game is finally leaving a dead end console to get a new life and refreshed interest.

I've been waiting about 16 years for a new F-Zero title user. I'm patient, I don't need constant marketing shoveled down my throat, I'm actually happy that they're doing things this way. Reveal it when its about to come out, we don't need a wankfest of marketing dogshit.

the system is fully hacked on all fws, check vitapiracy and vitahacks

And how much does it cost? Another $60?

>now

>waited 16 years
basically this, a small portion of us can be patient. the others are a bunch of babies who need the next big thing.

Maybe I'll dust it off. I haven't touched it in forever. I pretty much used it as a portable Symphony of the Night player. Dragon's Crown was disappointing.

I think they're mostly angry about Nintendo having nothing new

>Owning a Wii u
Not all Nintendo fans are consoomers

It's fun seeing someone like Masahiro Sakurai simply mocking everyone who dedicates to just one game console, even though the reason why he's wealthy is because of all the Nintendo fans out there and also the exact same reason why he got all platforms as years went by, lmao.

Literally if you're wealthy, of course you're going to buy all the platforms, if you're that much of a junkie who wants to play games across all consoles and wishes to throw all that money away, while coming up with some of the most ridiculous DLC picks out there that people will buy any way just because they're still blind Nintendo fans who apologize every single thing the devs of a particular platform decide.

tl;dr you still feeding people like this shit?

you're the worst Type of fan, asking Nintendo to be both stay the same except change exactly to your liking.

Of course I'm gonna feed people this shit. Yall too busy circlejerking over which $500 plastic box is better while im over here going "yeah, exclusivity sucks, but at least I can afford to play whatever I like on whatever platform I have to."