Dad is almost 60 and watches minecraft on twitch about 10 hours a day

>dad is almost 60 and watches minecraft on twitch about 10 hours a day

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Why doesnt he play it instead?

hes left handed and hates gaming because the keyboard and mouse setup feels awkward

tell his fat ass to buy a controller

What is wrong with him?

This is legitimately strange to me. I suppose If it wasn't minecraft twitch, It'd be something on the television, your father is just bored, without purpose, probably depressed, and ready for death. Perhaps if his son engaged him a little, he wouldn't have fallen to such a state.

sounds like he's lonely

For fuck sake. Why doesn’t he get an old car and fix it up or something? He’s using his quality retired boomer years to do gay zoomer shit. He’s only got about 20 years before he goes into a retirement home.

>dad is over 60
>barely knows how to use a fucking computer

Tell him to use numpad

>tfw parents do nothing but watch tv
>they don't even know any good movies or series, they just watch whatever is on and forget about it
I envy you guys who have parents that got a hobby.

Sounds like your parents are the ones who got hit by a big chunk of lead poisoning during their development years

My parents do the same thing. They live in a shitty town where anything worth doing is at least a 45 minute drive away. Laziness prevails in the end I guess.

>Dad turned 50 this year
>Watches my Twitch streams every day
Thanks, Dad.

His brain is decaying due to old age.
The #1 reason why people watch streamers is due to their brains being decayed.

Based boomer. Why Minecraft each day though? Twitch has so many other options.

Based zoomer-at-heart dad.

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>boomers will be known as the generation that got brain damage by lead poisoning.
We will be the ones known for organ damage from microplastics
>tfw avg person injests a credit card worth of plastic a month

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tfw dad has clear starting signs of dementia already at age 60

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He abused me for the first 11 years of my life

>avg person injests a credit card worth of plastic a month
We're fucked.

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my dad is 60 and still works 10 hours a day

SLAM THE FART :joy:

My granddad lost $3000 to theft today F

I do't even want to think about the pathetic shit Zig Forums will be doing when I'm 60

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that's gonna be us too tbf

>dad likes to talk to himself
>often does it loudly in the middle of the night
>he has multiple personas that he uses to keep a back-and-forth conversation going
>he does character voices for them

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uhhhh thats called schizophrenia

My dad already has enough to retire, he just doesn't want to.

My father has severe psychosis and genuinely cannot fathom other people having opinions different from his own, to the point where he will violently lose his fucking shit. He would fit in perfectly here.

My dad is getting ever closer to 70 and didn't even know how to turn on a computer until he found out you can look up stocks with one.

Closest he got to a video game was when he had a job building pong cabinets when they first came out.

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I've been wondering something about baby boomers. Did they fap when they were our age? Or was fapping not a thing until like the 90s?

>you will live long enough to see Zig Forums get shut down.

60 isn't even old though. Madonna is 62.

remember to hug and thank your parents if they are at all normal

Fapping has been around forever.
Over 100 years ago Corn Flakes was advertised as a way to stop the allure of masturbation.

i'll add that i know a dad that died falling down the stairs. hug your parents

Same user.
>tfw my grandpa/his dad is 86 and still sharp as fuck
Boomers are aging like shit and I have the feeling we are gonna age even worse still.

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>60 isn't even old though. Madonna is 62.
Madonna looks old as fuck you literal boomer

Well what did people fap to 100 years ago?

So he stopped at 11? That's strange. Borderline suspicious. So if he abused you, why do you care what he does? Why are you wasting our time with an anecdote about a man you clearly don't care about?

The only thing i am expecting health wise as a problem for younger people is intestinal cancer.

normally that's a middle to old age problem but the combination of shit processed food and little exercise is killer

Is.. this a real question? Is this how retarded zoomers are?

Maybe if you weren't such a shit kid you wouldn't have been abused

>dad gives me free cigs and booze

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What the fuck will I do with my life then?

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I think it's because I started puberty, it's complicated I don't wanna talk about it

imagination for the most part