Saw this at Walmart today. They really are milking it

Saw this at Walmart today. They really are milking it

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>paying the price of the game for a toy
ishygddt

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...the game isn't even out yet...why

the game is going to be entirely marketing
i'm not even sure there is a fucking game anymore considering all the shit they've been cutting behind the scenes.
i just wanted a fucking decent dystopian RPG again because fallout shat the bed, now this one is shitting the goddamn crib.

It says on the box that it isn't a toy, so jokes on you, user :)

Ya a used game, what are you? Poor? Lmao

I'm going to buy it and Zig Forums will seethe, then I will hot glue and it Zig Forums will laugh and call me based.

>really milking it
I mean if McFarlane Toys came up to you and offered you a large sum of money; would you ignore it? How is this any different than Nintendo selling Ambos, or Funkopops or anime games having figures?

our toons will be able to play guitar or did they cut that out too?

Play mankind divided.

OMG IS THAT KEANU REEVES? WHOLESOME LVL 100

keanu chungus wholesome 100 doing an epic basedboy face

>14+ not a toy
if anyone tells you video games are toys say "no theyre not"

The difference is that cyberpunk isn't even out yet.

Its a new IP from a game that isnt out and its only of the celeb cameo

CD Project Red is a fucking huge company. The biggest company in Poland and the biggest game company in all of Europe.

They NEED to earn a lot of money from this game. They are not milking it. If anything, they are falling short of expectations.

I Can pirate games but I cannot pirate toys. Please take econ 1010 prior to posting here again.

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>I cannot pirate toys
can't you?

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Based lol

You can tell it was supposed to come out in September for sure but they were like "oh fuck, this shit is not ready at all"

>Johnny Silverhand
Please somebody tell me this is a troll image
That's like the name a 14 year old would come up for their cool cyberpunk dude

That new Bill & Ted movie looks like it sucks.

You can steal these toys but walmart has a high difficulty level for succeeding

Can't wait for the Godzilla expansion pack

wow that's wholesome big chungus keanu

I went to Walmart today, we really need to diet more in America.

Big box stores without hired security are usually required by corporate to let you steal

>cyberpunk
>new IP

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It was supposed to come out in march

I also went to Walmart today, saw some miserable fat old faggot sperging out because he had to wear a mask, was kinda funny.

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Walmart has all kinds of security. Under covers and people who literally watch cams all day.
That toy was cool it had a breath blast piece

The fuck is that red thing on the bottom right, a dildo?

Running around walmart is like going to the mall for people committing disability fraud

>new IP
this is the 2077th game in the Cyberpunk franchise

>They NEED to earn a lot of money from this game. They are not milking it. If anything, they are falling short of expectations.
They definitely need it to succeed. But the preorders are likely close to 5million by now. They had "way more than" 1.5 million preorders after E3 2019. It's had over a year to accumulate. And it leaked that China has preordered the most copies, meaning it will be a Disney tier release in terms of how many people shell money out to play it.

if you're black just call it reparations.

G Fuel TM

I bought these. Movie was $6

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Delaying it once was probably baked in, delaying it twice was not. The Cyberpunk branded 2080ti's and Xbox One's are going to age like milk because the game is coming out at the same time as new video cards and new consoles.

DUDE THAT'S AWESOME, I'M GUNNA PUT MY MASK ON IN THE MORNING AND GO SPEND MONEY ON THAT COOL THING

I love Walmart. If I'm ever feeling down about myself or my looks or my station in life, a quick stroll around wally world quickly reminds me that shit could always be much, much worse.

>200 million dollar development costs
Damn wtf, was the Witcher 3 even half that?

But reddit loves it...

>14+ NOT A TOY
Heh

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>saw some miserable fat old faggot sperging out because he had to wear a mask
God, Americans are so retarded.

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>Not a toy

What did they mean by this?

No, but you can have a penis shaped guitar.

Not like the names for the original tabletop game we're much better.