>you're instantly transported into the Yakuza world
How fucked are you?
You're instantly transported into the Yakuza world
Jason Peterson
Henry Williams
>80's Japan
I'd be rich. But also victim to intense prejudice for being white.
Elijah Thompson
Why do i remember Kiryu somehow starting taxes in japan?
Isaac Lopez
That was Majima
Nicholas Allen
Because that was one of the best jokes in the game
Luke Robinson
>How fucked are you?
honestly not that bad, I've lived in Japan for the past 10 years and speak fluent Japanese. I don't watch anime and my wife is Japanese. I'm quite a normal person, though I would certainly have to get used to killing people and committing crimes.
Joshua Diaz
How do I join the yahkooza?
Parker Bailey
You start by spelling it correctly: yuhkoozuh
James Thompson
onion
James Lewis
Nice glasses faggot
James Taylor
Wtf ur a creep
Chase Collins
Thanks, I can send the link to where i bought them if you'd like retard
Tyler White
>was born in 88, so ignorant of 80s culture mostly
>am intensely white
>dont speak nippon
>poor sense of direction
>incredibly bad people skills
>not particularly physical
I'd be 100% fucked.
Nolan Robinson
>this face
>lives in japan for 10 years with a wife
Your mom isn't your wife
Adam Clark
Don't worry, you'd be a good substory material if you get to meet Kiryu
Blake Barnes
Yeah and what substory is that? 'Try to decipher whatever whittu piggu english this foreigner is saying?'?
Caleb Anderson
holy fuck you're so cool
Justin Gray
It'll be a comical story about how fat foreigners are. Kiryu will have to roll you down the street Katamari style
Connor Murphy
Isn't the pizza substory pretty much that?
And one substory in Yakuza 7 is literally that
Ian Price
That sub story has already been done in Yakuza 7
Leo Baker
how did he do this bros???
Wyatt Rodriguez
Not going to lie, I could probably be a protagonist in 4 or 5.
Gabriel Butler
I'd be handing out tissues
Henry Moore
Lost technology known as IrfanView
Luke Reed
>Yakuza world
I mean, couldn't I just leave Japan?
Josiah Evans
Noy at all. I know that true strength comes not from the fist, but from the soul. It also comes from whoevers' bike is laying around.
Xavier Diaz
>korean
ultra fucked
William Johnson
>all the Yakuza tier substories in America
It's not that far from real life and it's why the satire in GTA V fell apart
Ethan Kelly
18-28 yep sounds about right fag
Grayson Morris
Since I'm white I would get a substory
Joseph Ramirez
Introduce japan to the "Brazillian Way" aka City of God
Since japan never dealt with "Orks" in its pure WAAAGH! state, the world is fucked.
hence why IV is superior.