ITT: Make a Family Guy Cutaway Gag based off of the last game you played. I'll start:
>"Gawd, Lois, this is harder than the time I tried to defend Gallia against the Empire >Cut to Peter in the Edelweiss, in Gallian uniform >"Okay, this shouldn't be to hard, now to just find the button to fire, and..." >Peter looks at the console for several minutes, occasionally checking the manual >"Aw, here it i-" >A lancer sneaks up from behind and takes the Edelweiss out in one shot, causing Peter to fall in a family guy death pose.
>"aw man this is worse than that mailman job i had" >jumpcut to peter rotting in a shallow grave with a gunshot in his forehead >just focuses on his disfigured corpse for roughly three minutes until the scene changes >"i don't remember how i got out of that one"
>”This is like my time at that pizza place” >Cut to Peter dismantling an animatronic and a ghost pops out of it >”oh crap oh crap oh crap” >Peter is now cornered by multiple ghosts of children >He sees the Spring Bonnie suit and gets in >”Nyehehehehehehehe” >Only the knee springlock goes off >The scene is Peter grabbing his knee, breathing in and out for 30 seconds
I've found most of the people who partake in these threads have never actually watched the show and are basing their gags on the memes of what Family Guy is like rather than what the show's actually like
Lincoln Miller
Nu-Famly Guy is unironicaly better than Nu-Simpsons and South Park.
Eli Barnes
Agreed. Of course new seasons aren't as good as the old ones but they're the only show left that still doesn't give a fuck and is still trying to make people laugh with their bellies.
Mason Thomas
holy friggin crap lois this is just like the time ghost and roach were betrayed by commander shephard in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 >so you're just gonna shoot em? >yea >but why? >look, I lost 50,000 men in the blink of an eye and the world just fucking watched okay!!!???? >okay calm down sheesh
being better than nu-simpsons is an extremely low bar to clear
Leo Wood
>nu i wish you nufags would go back
Jace Watson
It's legitimately funny It became self aware of what it was and just rolls with it Compared to Simpsons youtu.be/ErhaWVG0o1I
Robert Cook
Did it have a renaissance or something? Because last time I watched nu-family guy it was astronomically worse than all the others
Daniel Perry
Oh my god! This is so boring! Almost as boring as the time I had to pay my house to a tanooki. >So, ya tellin' me I pay back my house by sellin' fish and bugs to your children >That's right >T-that's it? I can't get a job at a McDonalds and make things easier? >Nope. >How much would my rottin' corpse go for? >3k bells, take it or leave it
Carter Adams
Better than saying Modern or Zombie , Nu means the same, but it's shorter and to the point.
Michael Hall
>new >current >recent
Nicholas Peterson
How has OP not been banned for being underaged?
Ryan Sanchez
Deal with it
Owen Diaz
If it wasn't already implied, you could probably extend it by also having the fish and bugs sold to the kids be eaten by them. That'd be more in line with Family Guy's gallows humor.
Josiah Carter
im fucking trying but its real hard
Joseph James
>"Gawd, Lois, this is harder than the time I tried to defend the Intel against the Blu team >Cut to Peter in the intel room, in Engineer overalls >"Okay, this shouldn't be to hard, now to just find the button to build a dispenser, and..." >Peter looks at the menu for several minutes, occasionally checking the pop up hints >"Aw, here it i-" >A spy sneaks up from behind stabs him and saps his sentry in a blink, causing Peter to fall in a family guy death pose.
Dylan Williams
>gee Lois this is worse than the time I was in Mario kart >it’s just the clip of Daisy in Mario Kart Wii going from first place to last with peters face superimposed and him yelling in pain
Jayden Sanders
>"Gawd, Lois, this is harder than the time I tried to defend the Intel against the Blu team >Cut to Peter in the intel room, in Engineer overalls >"Okay, this shouldn 18 't be to hard, now to just find the button to build a dispensNAKEDer, and..." >Peter looks at theCOWBOYS menu for several minutes, occasionally checkiIN THE SHOWERSng the pop up hints >"Aw, AThere it i-" >A sRAMpy sneaks up from behind stabs him and saps his sentry in a blink, causinRANCHg Peter to fall in a family guy death pose.
Leo Thomas
It has improved for the past 3 years since the writers listened to criticism >Shock humor and gore has been toned down >Meg Abuse is toned down, to the point that Lois genuinelly cares about her >Interesting plots >Actual character development, Brian and Quagmire are friends again >Funny moments Family Guy is loved again, to the point that it has got a shit ton of memes lately and there are hundres of compilation videos on YouTube with millions of views.
Elijah King
>Shock humor and gore has been toned down That was the biggest thing for me, it felt so fucking lazy
Logan Long
I haven't watched family guy in years, which season would be good to start watching from now?
Andrew Taylor
>"Holy crap Lois!" >"This is just like that time OP was a faggot!" >cut to OP
Anthony Harris
Honestly the last two or three have been pretty good
Jonathan Turner
>"God this is worse than when I got stuck cleaning up my uncle's mess" >Sequence showing Peter getting stabbed, poisoned, having an anchor dropped on him and then chosen for Come Unto Your Maker
Henry Moore
>Louis I'm on Zig Forums hehehehehehehehehe
Camden Mitchell
unironically you are right
Thomas Lopez
Um... user?
Michael Phillips
They even made fun of the fact that they said they weren't gonna make gay jokes anymore, then made a gay joke
Mason Jackson
>Meg abuse toned down >Brian and Quagmire friends
Not really. Not that I've noticed. But I didn't think these things were problems anyways.
The only thing they need to fix is to make Joe a little more hype and angry like he used to be.
Joshua Wood
>Something hasn't cost me this much since I was addicted to Fate Go >cut to Peter living as a bum in a cardboard box >suck your dick for some quartz?
Ian Barnes
Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories...any suggestions? I actually like that idea.
Chase Ward
Meg Abuse was hated by the majoity of people, seeing an innocent child getting physically and mentally abused by everyone is not funny at the slighest, it's why Mr. Enter and many other critics dislike the show for being mean-spirited.
Leo Sullivan
>"Dammit, this is gonna be worse than that time I fought in World War II" >cut to Peter sitting on the floor, back to a wall, dressed as a soldier, all torn apart, dirty and messed up >Brian enters the room >"So, Peter, what are you doing?" >Grabs a videogame case from the floor and reads >"Call of Duty, World at War" >"The horror, Brian..." Peter says" The horror..."
Tyler Jones
>But since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you
>Peter: I did not care for Metal Gear Solid
>Lois: What?
>Peter: Did not care for Metal Gear Solid
>Chris: How can you even say that dad?
>Lois: Peter its so good i-its like the perfect video game
>Peter: This is what everyone always says
>Chris: Solid Snake, Colonel Volgin, I mean you never even see...THE BOSS!
>Peter: I...I know, fine, fine characters. Did not like the game
>Brian: Why not?
>Peter: Did not..couldn't get into it.
>Lois: Explain yourself...what didn't you like about it
>Peter: It insists upon itself
>Lois: What?
>Peter: It insists upon itself
>Lois: What does that even mean?
>Chris: Because it has a valid point to make its insisting!
>Peter: It takes forever getting in...and you spend six and a half hours in cutscenes, and then you know..I-I couldn't even finish the movie
that's what I was wondering too, though I haven't watched since like the mid-late 00s
Charles Jenkins
god fucking damnit
Hudson Diaz
I admit I never really watched Family Guy. How bad was the abuse?
Connor Nelson
geez lois, this is worse than that time I tried emulating Demons souls on RPSC3 >peter is sitting at his computer with Des on the screen >"alright...carefully...carefully, I see that red eyed guy ahead, he's gonna try something sneaky with that spear I know it >XXXSephiroth1997XXX has invaded >"damn, an invader, and me with all these souls(only has 300)" >I know, I'll cut the cord before he can kill me >>yanks the ethernet cord out of the wall too hard, pulls out the socket and the drywall >wall falls over and crushes PC >peter looks at the heap of rebar and computer on the floor triumphantly, his hands on his hips >"peter 1, Nerds: 0"
Wyatt Rogers
Can I have an example of the newer Family Guy stuff? The last time I enjoyed it was the empire strikes back parody.
Thomas Reyes
>this is worse than the time I got shipwrecked on an island and fell in love with a seagull
Angel Smith
>”that guy’s an asshole” >”reminds me of that greyshirt I met on that space station” >cuts to Peter in SS13 working as a chemist >”gimme the fucking syringe gun” >”no, I’m not giving you the syringe gun. get out of here” >he leaves angrily >”well, time for a lunch break” >cuts to Peter walking back inside the chem doors eating a hotpocket >dude runs up behind Peter >clubs him in the back of the head with a toolbox >grabs the syringe gun >looks left and right >backs out of chem >Peter is lying on the ground twitching >cuts back >Peter is rubbing his head >”man, what a prick”
Dominic Torres
there was an episode about how she should be a lightning rod for abuse because other people need to take out anger and frustration this abuse entails violence and mean words
Aiden Scott
>Peter: "This reminds me of the time that I, uh..." >Brian: "This reminds you of what?" >Peter: "I dunno. I forgot."
