Is Samus a slut or just really confident?

Is Samus a slut or just really confident?

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>shorts and a sports bra is slutty now
Shes more odd than anything, imagine you walk into a bar you go to sit down for a drink and the girl next to you looks like she just came from volleyball practice at 12am

Lots of young women dress like this at gyms but won't even look at you unless you're a 9/10 chad. She's confident.

Nobody looks at anyone in the gym unless its group related. Exercise kinda groups anti social people to the point specialized gyms market themselves as "social"

I mean, once you’ve blown up planets plural while you’re on foot on said planets, the answer to that question automatically becomes really confident.

she was raised by birds

Ok well you get what I meant.

really confident

>Nobody looks at anyone in the gym
I mean I try not to but sometimes its hard not to sneak a peak at hot women in athleticwear or mire guys doing big lifts. I can't be that unusual, surely

Kinda hot.

want to get with samus, have to bring blue ribbion and several twigs to prove your worth...she just laughs at you for having a small tail.

Ya sorry about that I was abit autistic

You have to do those flashy bird dances from planet earth every time you wanna fuck to get her in the mood

false

It is also possible you have to personally build the house you want to bang her in as part of any of this

Woman here. All of us fucking hate you. Stop staring at us

I worked at a gym for a while. Everybody checks out the hotties on the sly. Even (especially) the other hotties.

Imagine the SMELL

Doubting you're actually a woman but tbf I mostly try to look away but sometimes it feels more autistic for me to be obviously unnaturally averting my gaze from where I would be inadvertently staring during or between sets when a woman is doing something in your line of sight.

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It's ok you were right

can't be a slut if you're a virgin

This

she's my wife.

Does samus have a cloaca

Maybe.

of what?

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Its obviously aerodynamics.. and shes fighting aliens that you couldnt even imagine after trying hard imaging. Sounds pretty confident to me.

I wonder what phazon smells like.

blue raspberry

Its a compliment!

Then start wearing Iran sport uniform.

>tfw u avert your gaze from a woman and you end up staring at a guys crotch

Woman here, next time slap our ass, we like the motivation.

I'd think I have no ground to judge since I'm in a bar at noon.

How is socializing at a bar slutty? Her outfit might be a bit on the 'revealing' side by like, Saudi Arabia standards. She looks fine.