That time you stuttered badly in voice chat

I'll give that a try, thank ya

He's the lucky faggot. I prize being able to get adrenaline during a game, that's when God takes control of my hands and perfect-plays for me.

>everyone laughed at my autistic ass
Can't even find peace in videogames

>censoring yourself
>drawing attention to your mistakes
>laughing at yourself
How pathetic can you be? Get some self-respect.

We're all human. Some of us are a little more reserved than others. I'm snarky and smooth-talking, and sometimes I make mistakes doing it. Getting that attention for being inherently funny is what snarky people want.

So no, I'm not being pathetic. I just know who I am very well.

>I just know who I am very well.
Something to be proud of desu

I'll keep loving life. Even if it doesn't have much to offer.
You keep being you, user. Learn from others while you're at it, and maybe you'll find something new. Something you'll love.

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>No longer feel shame, regret, or anything at all about stupid things I've done
haha depression bros win again

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You could've posted something more artistically appealing to drive your point.

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embrace the cringe. embrace the pain. you are stronger now.

Good news: you don't have OCD.
If you had OCD, depression wouldn't erase those feelings and you'd have neck-wringing cringe bouts more than a decade after your fuckup.

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you were talking for 30 minutes?

>that time i was talking to myself while the mic was on and everyone made fun of me

jokes on them i always talk to myself

Never happened.

>someone streams your raid runs
>watch vod after
>hear your awful voice, lame jokes, keyboard clacking and terrible mic noise

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Talking to yourself is something a lot of people do but don't want to admit. It actually makes sense, because you can talk to yourself a little out loud when nobody is listening to double check any ideas you might have.

I LITERALLY sound like a retard

I haven't been regularly in voice chat for about 10 years because of my social anxiety

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Lmfao they must have looked at you like this
What a moron

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>guy gets on mic
>

voca.ro/kM9YucBBix4 - crowbar swing

vocaroo.com/7S3jH8qwQxU - 357 magnum

vocaroo.com/2RVMRqBk72O - 9mm pistol

vocaroo.com/bCKsM4xGoJE - smg attempt...

voca.ro/gdO273fRogT - smg launcher

voca.ro/30zFYdUx3HJ - rocket launcher

vocaroo.com/kcmYmwU2bey - crossbow

vocaroo.com/hjBBPJBK1Ry - gauss gun

voca.ro/3Ir3pn24fVG - vortagaunt battle cry

voca.ro/kQfmbqe1tn4 - vortagaunt death

vocaroo.com/llnw7RcyU6i - access denied

voca.ro/89MS8QqeeL8 - grunt

voca.ro/3YSRCYzzQhY - health pickup

voca.ro/b3EApzz9ozc - health charger

voca.ro/gMmJb1ciUah - menu select/weapon select

voca.ro/9DKhm1sUVoc - fall damage

voca.ro/jRHhCQ1uy0y - HEV greeting

voca.ro/aLO2bhtQzmg - Office complex fan death

>super quiet my whole life, barely ever speak
>inner and outer voice both sound normal to me
>but when I talk people can barely understand me, have to keep repeating what I said
>sometimes they laugh and look at each other
>view a voice recording one day because apparently your own voice sounds distorted to you
>find out that I sound unfathomably retarded speaking and not the cool voice I always thought I had all these years
whats the cope to this

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I know a part of this feel
>sound "like me" to me
>record my speech
>sound like average chav normie low IQ far righter

Get on my level bro.
Once i got drunk on my father wedding and told a toast that my father should fuck his new wife good to be on my level and not embarass our family name. Yeah. Everyone heard that.

Once i took my gf on my shoulder and tried to run, only to realise that's a bit too much and i farted. Did i mentioned she was on my shoulder but her face was really around my butt?

Fight me 1v1

This is weaponized autism.

BASED

Smirk-worthy

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As I understand it speech therapists can help with this kind of thing, but it's something that pretty much had to be dealt with as a teenager at the latest to get the best results.

man, your joke's shit, but that's why it's funny

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>told a toast that my father should fuck his new wife good to be on my level and not embarass our family name
>Everyone heard that
If they laughed it's based. If silence it's cringe.

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It's not a comedy movie, of course they were fucking silent.

I stutter pretty bad on occasion
Never once gave a fuck about it and no one else does unless you do

>Had a super deep voice all my life
>People would ask if I was forcing the voice when I was 12
>People who only hear me over the phone or from another room at first always surprised as fuck that this tiny twink has the voice of a strongman
It's pretty funny desu

That's because a large part of how we hear ourselves is through vibrations in our skull caused by our voice. Only we hear this and it's why everyone thinks their voice sounds deeper than it is

Just thinking of what I actually sound like gives me depression, the shitty accent is the final nail on the coffin, I absolute refuse to speak on the microphone.

alright user, show us so we can tell you that you sound fine just like everybody who posts in these threads

I wanted to be hopeful damn user sorry

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I know this, I just expected myself to sound triple digit IQ, not have a voice of a nationalist.
People have told me I have a deep voice, so that part wasn't a problem.

>mic hears me breathing through my nose
>yet doesn't pick up my low voice 60% of the time
BEING SOFT SPOKEN IS A CURSE

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When I was a kid I peed on toilet sit in my friend house. And didn't cleaned it. When his mom asked who did this, i told maybe that's my friend's sister. And then they are laughed.