Why wasn't Epona more of a character if Wolf Link could talk to animals in Twilight Princess? What do you think Epona's personality would be like? Do you think she likes link?
Why wasn't Epona more of a character if Wolf Link could talk to animals in Twilight Princess...
Most domesticated animals tend to be dumber.
cats just dont gaf
No need to be smart when you are rewarded for being simple
Except for that one fluffy one owned by Telma, all the cats are idiots; much to that one Cucco’s burden in the Hidden Village (Sheikah Wild Western town).
They're not dumber so much as more dependent. In regards to humanity and their technology/cities domesticated animals have a much better grasp on their quirks and come across as smarter than wild animals.
>Why wasn't Epona more of a character if Wolf Link could talk to animals in Twilight Princess?
Because that would be fucking retarded. Imagine a talking horse showing up in cutscenes and offering their opinion about the conflict and the best course of action. Imagine fucking talking horse Epona of all things appearing alongside the already enormous cast of characters and, as the player, having to pretend to take it seriously.
She's an easter egg, that's it. And she's better that way.
theres literally a witcher quest with Roach about this. I think it woulda been fun and interesting. Epona, chiming in alongside Midna and Link.
>could have a male horse and its stronger, faster, and lives longer
or
>could have a female horse for those long lonesome trips over the road with no women in sight for years on end
make your choice user
I forget, what even happens when you talk to Epona as Wolf Link? There’s just like one line of dialogue yeah?
Because Twilight Princess is a rushed and disappointing game. Even Miyamoto and Anouma acknowledge this.
You're a Midna waifufag if you have this as your favorite Zelda
>"Gosh how do I wish master Link would smash my horse puss."
this should have been in the game desu
>could have a female horse for those long lonesome trips over the road with no women in sight for years on end
w-what do you mean?
Horses are emotionally intelligent but very dumb.
what is this pic
you don't want to know
It's been a while, but I'm pretty sure she just tells Link to hurry up and return to normal.
Yeah that would have been cool, maybe they should add that in next time they rerelease it
>Do you think she likes link?
user I......
Doesn't she get her internal organs rearranged when she puts the horses cock inside herself?
Because almost every element of TP, other than Midna, was half-assed.
Bruh
Based horsechads
Witcher did it right
I imagine TP Epona's personality is something like a refined older sister type.
Anime horses are cute and sexy
There is literally no way Link didn't fuck her tight horse pussy every single night, they must've had a very strong emotional bond.
Imagine if in the next game Zelda reincarnated as Link's horse
Please tell me he's eating out her ass.
Nope, it seems Link isn't a fan of donuts
>anime
uhh
yeah 'anime'
Super sloppy making like this turns me on way more than just sex.
>520040000
Yeah thats pretty much it