Get in the car, kid

get in the car, kid.

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Alright, but I'm driving drunkie.

I'm sorry I can't work out the perspective of your vehicle so I'm having issues.

Why?

only after you eat the eggs

Only if you drive me home gently

She looks like she gets passed around by banking executives.

Its not a very wide car, that much is for sure.

why is she drooling?

is she retarded?

This. Fuck is with that terrible perspective?

later that same night.....

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uuuuh okay but let me grab my diabetic supplies and nintendo switch first

>female driving
>drunk female driving
yeah no thanks

With pleasure

Okay but only if I'm a shota.

stop asking questions and get in, nerd

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more

Post more of your dick.

I know it's a scam to rob me or whatever, but I'll get in anyway. Jokes on her because I have 17 dollars in my bank account and 0 in my wallet.

Maybe together they'll cancel each other out

I chalk it up to her casting a shadow on the drivers door while also sitting on what would be the cebter vonsole. That makes the drivers seat only a few inches wide.

>close door
>car explodes

this is not good art. post better art, dumb gacha coomer.

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>*z*r L*n* needs to resort to ridiculous coombait bullshit to save their dying game
>their second gacha is already dying and they’re already developing a third
The absolute state of Yostar fags

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Can I drink your booze?
Hey, got any roofies by the way?

center console*

>Get in the car with someone who's DUI
No, I can't get laid if you kill us both by crashing the car, whore

why does this make me extra horny and how is this possibily video games

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>getting this mad
Your life must suck.

>why do i like things?
>why aren't you discussing vidya?
>>>/reddit/

>"what the fuck, have you been drinking? hand me the keys, im calling the police"

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Girls Frontline is the one only that’s dying though?

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what the fuck are you implying you little shit?

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kek

>a fucking camaro with a decepticons logo

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you're still a gacha consoooooooming tranny no matter which chink company you give your money to you trash

Get out of my country little kid.

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moving coffin

Azur lane skins and art really is just on a higher level compared to FGO like holy shit did you see the recent race queen skins? FUCK

>GFL that low
Didn’t GFL and AL have the similar revenue a year ago? What happened?

Why the FUCK would I want to get into a car with some big tittied woman that I don't know? Where are we going? To get me robbed/killed/sex trafficked?
Even if her intentions aren't inherently malicious, she's still drunk and weird.
Just come inside and my mom will cook you some eggs.

She‘s sitting on the center console. Wheel is centered.

ok

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>inviting the big tiddy shipgirl into your moms apartment while drunk
that just sounds like a recipe for a you and your mom getting raped

>Wheel is centered
no

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How do I get a MILF gf?