>Hey user, want to come over and play Jak and Daxter? I've got my PS3 all fired up
Hey user, want to come over and play Jak and Daxter? I've got my PS3 all fired up
No dumb lesbo
shill thread
Sit on my face and then we'll talk
You should get a shower or something before
You wish
Nope, deal with it
i'm glad the kept ellie cute
stop reminding me of this poor game nd shat on
They did good
I'll keep reminding you every day for the rest of your life until you realize it was kino
I'll race you in Jak X. If I win, you have to dress up as Keira and let me fuck you.
Sure, qt Ellie.
>playing the shitty HD remasters instead of the PS2 originals
you can fuck right off roastie
cool
I'll bring condoms
Hehe cool wanna strangle me as I jerk off to your feet
sure, I'll bring my controller, metal slug anthology and tekken 5
Sorry, I am already meeting Abby, Owen and Manny to get drunk and watch anime.
>Condoms still existing
why are you talking to me you disgusting dike
>Vitas still existing
CHECKMATE
no.
but can we go shoot a torah?
stupid hole isn't going to put out, then why would I be around her
Based and elliepilled
Don't blame her, she only has a PS3
Holy based
Ellie is a person, user
>Funny, I don't remember this scene...
I would literally stab her asshole with my tongue for 72 hours straight and then nut on her feet.
off topic unpopular opinion but I think Chloe is the most beautiful female character ND has ever made
I really hope to see her again in U5 as mc because she has potential to sub Drake and compete against Lara
spoken like a true incel √
Don't you have to dilate soon tranny?
Lewd
Spoken like a true tranny.
Based
kek why did I chuckle when reading this.
I like Chloe too and loved the spinoff game
Do I have to listen to your ramblings about the patriarchy again?
>Mmmm...bigot sandwiches
Depends, do I get to play with your feet?
The plot twist is that you're both right.
Is Ellie technically still pure since she didn't get dicked on?
same, I liked it more than the actual main game actually
I would of still preferred cutter or elena as companion tho, nadine kinda sucks
Good grief, fine
Chloe is the most beautiful female character anyone has ever made.
And no you won't see her in U5 because females now have to be ugly and non-sexualizable
unless dina wore a strap on her yeah her hymen is still unpenetrated, technically
If anyone's wearing a strap on, it's Ellie