Hey user, want to come over and play Jak and Daxter? I've got my PS3 all fired up

>Hey user, want to come over and play Jak and Daxter? I've got my PS3 all fired up

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No dumb lesbo

shill thread

Sit on my face and then we'll talk

You should get a shower or something before

You wish

Nope, deal with it

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i'm glad the kept ellie cute

stop reminding me of this poor game nd shat on

They did good

I'll keep reminding you every day for the rest of your life until you realize it was kino

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I'll race you in Jak X. If I win, you have to dress up as Keira and let me fuck you.

Sure, qt Ellie.

>playing the shitty HD remasters instead of the PS2 originals
you can fuck right off roastie

cool
I'll bring condoms

Hehe cool wanna strangle me as I jerk off to your feet

sure, I'll bring my controller, metal slug anthology and tekken 5

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Sorry, I am already meeting Abby, Owen and Manny to get drunk and watch anime.

>Condoms still existing

why are you talking to me you disgusting dike

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>Vitas still existing
CHECKMATE

no.
but can we go shoot a torah?

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stupid hole isn't going to put out, then why would I be around her

Based and elliepilled

Don't blame her, she only has a PS3

Holy based

Ellie is a person, user

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>Funny, I don't remember this scene...

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I would literally stab her asshole with my tongue for 72 hours straight and then nut on her feet.

off topic unpopular opinion but I think Chloe is the most beautiful female character ND has ever made
I really hope to see her again in U5 as mc because she has potential to sub Drake and compete against Lara

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spoken like a true incel √

Don't you have to dilate soon tranny?

Lewd

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Spoken like a true tranny.

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Based

kek why did I chuckle when reading this.

I like Chloe too and loved the spinoff game

Do I have to listen to your ramblings about the patriarchy again?

>Mmmm...bigot sandwiches

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Depends, do I get to play with your feet?

The plot twist is that you're both right.

Is Ellie technically still pure since she didn't get dicked on?

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same, I liked it more than the actual main game actually
I would of still preferred cutter or elena as companion tho, nadine kinda sucks

Good grief, fine

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Chloe is the most beautiful female character anyone has ever made.
And no you won't see her in U5 because females now have to be ugly and non-sexualizable

unless dina wore a strap on her yeah her hymen is still unpenetrated, technically

If anyone's wearing a strap on, it's Ellie