More than half of these apply to me at 23

I said useful

>only match the no friends part
I have no idea how to make non superficial connections

wojaker faggits belong on

I joined the army at 19, I still retained my goober habits and likes except now I have a based job where I just sit and do nothing all day and go home to fuck my gf then play video games.

I also won the genetic lottery and am 6'1 with chizzled looks but you'll get height if you don't die for israel and make it out safe.

^this. get a shitty job. it will make you realize the neetlife is not so bad afterall.

>How do I level up in real life?

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lack of hygiene is a sign of schizophrenia

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Many jobs are non-combat roles. My buddy went to korea and they had to keep firing the chefs because they were fat lazy losers. You'll probably do fine there OP.

>Getting money feels great and allows you to do more shit.
it really doesn't. i have a job after a long time of being a neet and i don't care at all. i don't even spend the majority of it. i fucking hate working. my job is even physical so it requires me to do some physical exercise in the sun and that still doesn't make me any happier.

>pee pee poo poo its le reddit self insert man

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I dont have a GED. Being a man of action cost me my mental stability, my fiance, and made me lose all interest in my hobbies. Its literally a cycle of work to live and live to work. However I quit school because the system and my parents totally fucked me. We lived on the east coast in VA and my dad was in prison for marrying a 15 year old girl and my mom was a meth and crack addict that liked to live in her car and run down houses with no power. Social services didnt help because she was a good liar. I started skipping school because I couldn't shower properly and got sick a lot so eventually I was arrested for truancy a few times and again because my mom hid her crack shit in my belongings

you cant fucking drive at 23? jesus christ thats pathetic

AHHHHHHH FUCK almost all of these can apply fuck ahhhhh how did it get to here

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How do you survive as a NEET, though? I've technically been a NEET for three weeks now and it's killing me. I can see my bank account draining and I feel useless. Are all the proud NEETs kids of rich parents or something?

im 33 and about 10 of those things still apply

I mean, I've got a job that gets me by, also run my own small business and have a GF but still loads of those apply. Feel like i'm a good for nothing failure. Definitely alienating my friends. They're still in party mode, seshing at gatherings all weekend or going to nightclubs and I just feel done with that lifestyle. Id rather be just sitting on a couch with my GF instead on a weekend or playing games during the week.

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You're still young enough for the job corps I think. They pay for your education.

No they scrap by on allowance and autism bucks

You can't really survive off of mcdonalds anyway. You're still fucked when your parents die.

Start lifting or doing some kind of physical activity. It helps your mind way more than it does to your body. Get yourself a system NOT JUST SOME SHITTY GOALS, google the difference if you must, you have to start developing some healthy habits that actually integrate a life change,
>How do I level up in real life?
It has been said countless times in here. Going to the gym and breaking your own records it's the closest shit to a real life videogame

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I get that you guys like to intermittently scream into the void on Zig Forums and all but like video games?

Same here user. How the fuck do you make new friends at the age of 29?

i can sympathize sort of. i don't have a GED either and I'm almost 29. I was taken out of school to be "homeschooled" but instead of sticking with it my dad just gave up on it and didn't bother putting me back into school. so i remained a neet for like close to 20 years.

>after a long time of being a neet
Did you get NEETbux? If so, there's your problem. You're used to getting money for free

>go to the gym
NEETs don't have cars. You're really out of touch.

fuck video games

Find something more productive to do than making/posting in these terrible pity party threads for one.

Get fucking pissed. Get pissed at everything you're doing. Get pissed at everything you're not doing. The only way is up faggot.

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I should mention I'll be 30 next year. I've had a stable home for the last 9 years but I still hate owning things and hide shit in my own house because I get OCD and think someone's going to take it from me.
This person is right, this thread belongs on

OP here, I've worked at target for three years and it didn't inspire any improvement.

no, i never got neetbux. never even applied for it.

You should, it's great

I have a GED but my parents stopped making me go to school before highschool even. If you are low income the state will pay for testing for you. The GED is incredibly easy in most states. I'm not kidding you many lowered the scores required to pass. So if you've taken it before try again.

GOOB GOOB THIS MAY MAY IS SO RELATABLE

nice videogames thread NIGGER

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where video games?

Just give it time and eventually you'll automatically upgrade indifferent man of inaction (30s).

Hey im doing pretty good id say not really relatabl-
>Im not driving but you know soon
FUCK WHY AM I SUCH A PUSSY

I'm 23 and I've had my license and a car since I was 17. I'm about to get my college AA, then I'm going into cybersecurity classes starting next month. The cooking thing I can kind of relate to, I usually just end up eating raw fruits/vegetables straight from publix and throwing some chicken in the microwave but I get the vitamins and protein I need even if I'm not eating like a king. I have neglected hygiene in the past but now I brush my teeth and use mouth wash twice a day, I put deodorant on daily, I got a hair cut last week, and I shower every day and I also clean my face with a bar of soap every day although I've never had acne so it's not something I probably have to do. I don't have much of a gaming backlog, if I like a game I keep playing it until I beat it and if I don't like it I stop, simple as. And oh yeah, I quit smoking weed and cigarettes last month too. I don't even vape anymore but I have a couple zyn nicotine pouches a day, which probably isn't great but the studies I've read say it's a lot less shitty for you than smoking. What else... oh yeah, I have really fair skin so I've started using sunscreen whenever I go out now. The only things I feel I'm lacking on currently is laundry which doesn't take that long to do, and also exercise. I used to bike every single night for around 45 minutes- an hour but I haven't biked in awhile now, I should really get off my ass tonight and exercise

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fuck i think i'm already there and i'm not 30 yet

i'm powerleveling irl

>car
>for gym
?
Anger is indeed a good motivator, but I find for short term only

You make any friends at work? I don't see them outside of work but I make an effort to try and remember everyone's name and just that seems to work pretty decently. Most people hate working and as long as you strike up a conversation somewhere outside of a breakroom they're willing to talk to you.

I don't have a car either, I'll probably never buy one in this third world hellhole. When gyms were open I would just jog my way in there, or you know... ____you can walk______

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Killyourself

I live in the country. Nothing is in walking distance.

good/10
Grats, user

loser/10
rethink your entire life and ponder on what a shitty existance you have.

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Watch Initial D and play Gran Turismo, you will want to get a license after that

>38 days since graduation
>21 job applications
>5 interviews

>0 offers

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you sound like the regular weed lmao normie, i don't think this thread is for you