ALAN WAKE THE FUCK UP

ALAN WAKE THE FUCK UP

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You called?

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HE'S FUCKIN' BACK

>DLC dropping just in time for the steam release
Neato, time to replay with all the updates I missed with my pirated copy. Though it's likely AW2 is going to be Remedys next project and thus fully funded by Epic (EGS exclusive), I'm just glad we're getting more Alan Wake content after all these years.

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>Alan Wake
>A. Wake
>Awake
Coincidence? I think not

>I'm just glad we're getting more Alan Wake content after all these years
Feels so good to actually see him again

>A.W.E.
>Alan Wake Expansion

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Sam Lakes pun/wordplay names are light-hearted and fun while Kojimas are just bad and cringe

>Max Payne
>Alan Wake
>John Mirra
vs.
>Hot Coldman
>Die-Hardman
>Deadman
>Heartman

Sorry to just randomly vent about this but damn, step your game up Hack Fraudman

John Mira was a really good once, but isn't it from Late Goodbye?

Imagine being so gay that you can't appreciate Hot Coldman shenanigans

Hot Coldman? Is that what we're calling Lloyd Irving now?

The song is based on Sam Lakes original poem that Poets of the Fall adapted for Max Payne 2 in collaboration with Sam. So I'm quite certain that Sam came up with that one.

>John Mirra
I don't get it

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John, as in toilet and Mirrah, as in mirror

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>mfw I see female Ben Shapiro’s ads

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Are we going to get more Old Gods of Asgard KINO in this DLC?

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Since when kikes became traditionalist?

I'm looking forward to more Petri Alanko kino
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Imagine listening to this deformed twerp

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I don't see anything about the steam release.

Will it come out the same time as Control on steam?

Yeah i don't think it's a coincidence since Remedy got Woke

August 27 is the one year anniversary of Controls release which means the Epic exclusivity deal will expire the same day as the DLC drops. The steam page only says "Coming August 2020" but it's quite reasonable to assume there'll be an official announcement soon

I'm confident this is is not a shitpost.
But the replies concern me.

NON CANON NON CANON NON CANON

ALAN IS HAPPY WITH HIS WIFE IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD

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Nigger the game basically tells you the whole thing was potentially bullshit right as soon as that scene finishes. It was probably Mr. Scratch or something else in the Dark Place making him think he won just to shit on him and trap him in another loop.

Wasn't this just an ending he wrote for Night Springs episode to get rid of Mr.Scratch?

I really loved this dlc. Not sure why people hated it.

That was American Nightmare, not the DLC. I liked it too, but I can see why people shat on it. It's three small areas you play three times in a row. I would've rather they made the game a little shorter and just put in like 5 unique areas instead of doing the timeloop thing.

Too repetitive. Other than that it was good imo, I like Mr. Scratches a lot and his actors performance is great. Such a shame his story was finished in a spinoff DLC rather than a full fledged sequel since he has main game villain potential

I hope you're right user,i just think they're awfully quiet about this.
Seems like the perfect time to clarify or announce it considering they mentioned every platform but not steam today.

Alan Wake is a fuck up?

The original game concept was good, but they scrapped it because of consoles as far as I remember. I hope they bring it back.

Why IS he called Max Payne?

DICK JUSTICE

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