What was the point of this State of Play?
What was the point of this State of Play?
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So I can come on Zig Forums and post
>the absolute state of play
To tell Zig Forums that Genshin Impact is a fucking video game
uh oh kek
It was worse than MS Feb event holy shit.
we got too cocky my fellow sniggers
the ABSOLUTE STATE
to show who is the superior console ofc
To get a release date for spelunky 2
I missed the entire thing
Someone sum it up for me
It looks more and more like I'm switching back to xbox this gen, genuinely awful presentation
show upcoming games.
I like focus entertainment games, it was a nice surprise
To make this board seethe
Because Basedny wanted to show games that MORONS designed for a dying console, and because they're too scared to show off the reveal date and price because MS will release first and $100 cheaper.
At least they showed gameplay I guess, shame it looked so unpolished and generic. Reminds me a lot of Lords of the Fallen.
And the dislikes come pouring in.
trying to 1up Microsoft's event like they always do
IT STARTS WITH
Literally every single game in it looks like a mobile game.
Unironically this makes me giggle every time. It's just so perfect.
Should have had a short video for Dreams VR mode. No one knows about it and the game is nearly dead.
So i can complain about it on Zig Forums
Why the fuck did they dedicate an entire COMBAT OVERVIEW segment to Godfall, when the combat was slow, full of useless effects, terrible and stiff animations and the oss had like 3 moves total in its moveset?
Crash looked cool, why the fuck was there a 10 minute presentation on Infinity Blade: Console Edition?
It's fucking nothing.
Oh shut the fuck up you priveliged cunt. It was an awesome event. At least 6+ games there I will be picking up day 1.
Literally what did you want from it?
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF PLAYSTATION
nothing much apart from spelunky 2 and braid anniversary
Bugsnax for 5 seconds
....
and that's about it.
Remind people about games that already are coming out for PS4 so that they get people spending money right up to the PS5 launch, instead of people just holding out until the PS5 launch
Bugsnax.
There has not been a single good reveal this entire "summer of games" shit.
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fucking laughing
45 minutes
5 or so games
The trailers were closer to listening to a game manual audiobook than anything interesting
ONE GAME
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I BOUGHT A PS5 WITH NO GAMES TO BUY
KEEP THAT IN MIND THEY DESIGNED THIS DRIVE
TO IMPROVE LOADING TIMES
AND THAT'S ALL I KNOW
IN CONSOLE WARS, EXCLUSIVES ARE KEY
WATCH IT FLY BY AS IT PORTS TO PC
LOSE MY EXCLUSIVES AT THE END OF THE GEN
I HAVE NO GAMES TO PLAY
IT'S SO UNFAIR
DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW
THROW MY PS5 RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
TRY TO HOLD ON BUT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
WASTED IT ALL JUST TO WATCH MOVIES
I SPENT ALL MY TIME INSIDE
OF MY OLD GAMES I'M TIRED, ALL I GOT IS PORTS
JUST LIKE THE PS3, IT'S REMINDING ME, OF A MEMORY, OF A TIME WHEN
I CRIED SO HARD, FOR LAUNCH TITLES
BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT, NO GAMES
I PAID SO MUCH, BOUGHT PS PLUS
BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT, NO GAMES
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They made xbox looks like it has games.
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NO GAEMS
Literally only good looking things were Crash and Aeon Must Die.
I'm actually impressed, how the fuck are the higher ups and video game companies so unaware at what their core audience wants? How the fuck does someone go, "hey guys let's announce BRAID REMASTER, they'll love it." + the whole "WE'RE IN IT TOGETHER GUYS GAMERS HAHAHA WE ARE GAMERS TOGETHER" aspect.
what the fuck happened, were they always this fucking cringe? i'm sick and tired fuck this im just going to look at the news the next day after a conference.
Can someone please tell me because I'm confused as fuck
I liked some of the indies desu famalam
Crash 4 also looks better than i expected
Also dem VR games
they had nothing, literally nothing, there is no point anymore, they made a big ass ssd to sell with no games
PS5 literally has no games.
SING IT WITH ME Zig Forums
I JUST WANT
ONE GAME
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I BOUGHT A PS5 WITH NO GAMES TO BUY
KEEP THAT IN MIND THEY DESIGNED THIS DRIVE
TO IMPROVE LOADING TIMES
AND THAT'S ALL I KNOW
IN CONSOLE WARS, EXCLUSIVES ARE KEY
WATCH IT FLY BY AS IT PORTS TO PC
LOSE MY EXCLUSIVES AT THE END OF THE GEN
I HAVE NO GAMES TO PLAY
IT'S SO UNFAIR
DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW
THROW MY PS5 RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
TRY TO HOLD ON BUT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
WASTED IT ALL JUST TO WATCH MOVIES
I SPENT ALL MY TIME INSIDE
OF MY OLD GAMES I'M TIRED, ALL I GOT IS PORTS
JUST LIKE THE PS3, IT'S REMINDING ME, OF A MEMORY, OF A TIME WHEN
I CRIED SO HARD, FOR LAUNCH TITLES
BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT, NO GAMES
I PAID SO MUCH, BOUGHT PS PLUS
BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT, NO GAMES
It opened with crash 4 and playable dingodile and it was all downhill from there
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ITS NOT FAIR SONYBROS
WHY DOES PC AND XBOTS GET THE GOOD GAMES
This event should not have even been a thing. This was the equivalent of a bunch of trailers for random shitty steam games by indie devs.
If this is the best they have to show then I'm not sure why they didn't just not show anything at all. Just wait until you have some actual shit to show.
>ABSOLUTE STATE OF PLAY
There was an "Anniversary" edition for some pretentious indie title nobody cares about, a sequel to another indie title nobody cares about, Ghost of Tsushima clone about Robin Hood, Warframe meets God of War, Breath of the Wild ripoff, more shitty indies, and Crash 4.
Did I mention Bugsnax?
>Buttsex
>you will replay the same indie platform games over and over again
>only actual game that was shown was bugsnax
sony bros...we got too cocky
How much shit do you have to eat to believe this? Only Crash looked decent and its not even exclusive or next gen. Wtf are you even buying a PS5 for? Black spiderman?
you missed absolutely nothing
To show the absolute state of PlayStation of course.
To be fair though the Robin Hood edgy shit seemed like it could be okay, like a squad based deadliest warrior game. Everything else shite
Genshin impact looked cool I guess?
40 mins of straight garbage is seriously impressive, I would like for Sony to stop making these but the shitposting is too good to give up
>Guys trust me, Sony's got a crazy first year lined up for PS5!
>Literally nothing
Probably just Crash 4 and that Aeon Must Die game fo rme.
Everything else looked okay but not particularly interesting
I'm also really interested in the Braid commentary
There's gonna be another stream or more trailers coming later right? I thought we were getting more info on RE8 this month??
you forgot Sony Pokemon
Bugsnax was the best part
Hitman VR and Crash were good too but there was so much mobile garbage and indie shit.
Godfall didn't look that fun, but GoT looked the same in the trailer so I'll look more into it at launch.
What did they show about Star Wars?
Meh they had some game of the year contenders can't lie, Crash looks wonderful and fun, Hitman VR could be revolutionary if they do it right and Bugsnax is cool as hell so Sony is still in a good place.
Also I hope PC wins and I hope AMD gets taken down a peg by Nvidia, they are getting too confident right now.
I missed it. I imagine they opened with a Black Lives Matter endorsement or some trans shit. Did they?
Yeah I'm thinking we won.
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I havent seen this. What games were shown?
>Still no news about this game
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU SONY.
I don't give a shit about consoles but Spelunky 2, Hitman and Crash were all nice, that eagle petting simulator could be vaguely interesting if it focused more on eagle petting. Didn't care about the rest.
Of course the disingenuous ninteponies have to spam their lines despite the decent quality of the consome product show.
Besides Crash and Pathless, everything else was really dissappointing and just generic
That was the last games for the PS4. I liked the Waifu of the Wild game. Looking forward to it and the Banjo game aside from that it was ok. Better than the Xbox ngl.
WHY DID I WAKE UP AT 4AM FOR 40 MINUTES OF MOBILE GAMES
Hopefully, there's another event showing off PS5 UI, BC and more games. That one was underwhelming
nothing
and bugsnax
>announced as a showcase that will mostly focus on indie/third party PS4 games
>people get mad they didn't show big PS5 games
This is just like the last Direct Mini
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>AWWW SHIT NIGGA SPELUNKY FUCKING 2
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Welcome to the age of algorithmic consumerism
>Thought Alan Wake 2 would be announced
>Instead its a dlc for another game
damn that was great.
I can't wait to buy a PS5 controller.
Only interesting things they showed is new Crash, VR support for Hitman 3 and some extra Bugsnax footage, everything else was indieshit and they ended it with Godfall footage which to desu with you, feels like it has a design that would do better on PC than console.
I just wanted Lego Star Wars Skywalker Saga footage
2 months out from the rumored release date and not a second of gameplay
Infinity Blade at least had its own unique art style. Godfall looks like a shiny current gen Chinese MMO
>Wtf are you even buying a PS5 for?
Spider Man 2
ND's next project
Demon Souls Remake
Rachette and Klank
Dragon Quest 12
Next Rockstar project
Resident Evil 8
Horizon Forbidden West
Monster Hunter World 2
God Of War 2
etc etc
I think there's another one focusing more on PS5 later this month. Till then, Zig Forums will go ape shit
so demon's souls is coming late 2021 then since they have fucking nothing to show
At least that hunter-ninja game looked ok... that's about it