King K. Rool has just slapped the ass of the protagonist of the last video game you played

>King K. Rool has just slapped the ass of the protagonist of the last video game you played

How do they respond?

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>Stardew Valley
They'll probably just keep giving him gifts until he agrees to marry them

cry that his f-tilt is op on a video game image board

>Steve Irwin
He’s wrestled larger crocs before

>burnout paradise

The car turns around and sensually presents its tailpipe to the king

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I'd stab him in the fucking eyes, skin him alive, and burn his body to a rcrisp so no one has to bear having to look at that disgusting ugly fat fuck for any longer in this universe.

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>Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze
K Rool is fucked

>Phoenix Wright
U..Uhh....WHAAAAAATTTTTTTT

That's one too many mods in my Skyrim coomer edition

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Nah. He's fine as long as he only slapped it once.

>DK Barrel Blast
>I was using K Rool

UHHHHHHHHHHH

King K. Rool is a gay pedophile.

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Would you fuck a clone of yourself user?

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Makes sense, since no normal person would want to fuck a Gatornigger fanfag in the first place.

You wouldn't?

Im not gay.

Not even I have standards that low

>Super Mario 64
He'll bing bing wahoo his fucking head in.

>Wind Waker SD
K ROOL NO

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YOU THINK I'M A BITCH, HUH?!?

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*spams up tilt*

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Canonically, she would kick him in the face and right back to the loading screen. It's what she does to captain when he gets grabby.

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Like this.

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>has just slapped
impossible since MC reflects phys

I don't even know, dude.

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Huh

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She gets knocked over and raped

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Would be enjoy it?

he'd probably be happy to see him return, felt weird not having the kremlings

>OFF

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>wild life
They take his thick veiny cock out

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