>King K. Rool has just slapped the ass of the protagonist of the last video game you played
How do they respond?
>King K. Rool has just slapped the ass of the protagonist of the last video game you played
How do they respond?
>Stardew Valley
They'll probably just keep giving him gifts until he agrees to marry them
cry that his f-tilt is op on a video game image board
>Steve Irwin
He’s wrestled larger crocs before
>burnout paradise
The car turns around and sensually presents its tailpipe to the king
I'd stab him in the fucking eyes, skin him alive, and burn his body to a rcrisp so no one has to bear having to look at that disgusting ugly fat fuck for any longer in this universe.
>Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze
K Rool is fucked
>Phoenix Wright
U..Uhh....WHAAAAAATTTTTTTT
That's one too many mods in my Skyrim coomer edition
Nah. He's fine as long as he only slapped it once.
>DK Barrel Blast
>I was using K Rool
UHHHHHHHHHHH
King K. Rool is a gay pedophile.
Would you fuck a clone of yourself user?
Makes sense, since no normal person would want to fuck a Gatornigger fanfag in the first place.
You wouldn't?
Im not gay.
Not even I have standards that low
>Super Mario 64
He'll bing bing wahoo his fucking head in.
>Wind Waker SD
K ROOL NO
YOU THINK I'M A BITCH, HUH?!?
*spams up tilt*
Canonically, she would kick him in the face and right back to the loading screen. It's what she does to captain when he gets grabby.
Like this.
>has just slapped
impossible since MC reflects phys
I don't even know, dude.
Huh
She gets knocked over and raped
Would be enjoy it?
he'd probably be happy to see him return, felt weird not having the kremlings
>OFF
>wild life
They take his thick veiny cock out
Aloy from HZD, Aloy gets new croc shoes