Enjoy your Wii 2.0

Enjoy your Wii 2.0

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it doesn't really matter to me what actually gets ported to the eshop after i hacked it. i can emulate everything on retroarch and stream pc games to it, it works surprisingly well, better than steamlink

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Animal Crossing killed Switch harder than Wii Fit killed Wii.

Do you still have to never let the battery die or you have to re-hack it?

You realize Wii 2.0 would generally be a good thing right? A Wii U 2 is the disaster Nintendo wants to never repeat

That was inevitable ever since Animal Crossing sold better than every Metroid game combined.

my battery has never died because i'm very paranoid with handhelds and phones as soon as i see it approaching 50%

re-hacking it takes, like, 20 seconds btw

The Wii U tried and horribly failed to court casuals as well. If N doesn’t realize that it’s not the mid 2000s anymore then the Switch is going to have an extremely underwhelming third act.

has a nintendo handheld ever failed? they just need to release a shitty nu-pokemon and bam, 20 more million units sold

The Virtual Boy

here, zoom zoom

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i always forget that thing even existed. so you guys really believe the switch is a new virtual boy?..

Pretty much no. Pokemon and 2D bing bing wahoo tends to guarantee 50m+ sales.

no? op is just retarded
I don't own one and probably never will since I don't really find any of its games appealing

Just make a good Zelda, Mario and Metroid game and I genuinely don't care how much casual garbage they make.

>cater to gamers
>console does well
>decide to cater to non gamers once console starts doing well
What the fuck is wrong with the japanese?

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Nintendo also knows its fanboys don't demand more than this bare minimum shit.

>What the fuck is wrong with the japanese?
If Japanese businesses succeed it's despite their management, not because of it.

Nah, I'm an idort and those are just the only games on Nintendo consoles that I really buy Nintendo consoles for. When was the last time Nintendo actually had real third party support? No one wants to work on gimped hardware because of a shitty portability gimmick. SMTV is the only third party game that might end up being good.

How is that a handheld?

Was Reggie really the only "loud american" they had?
Or are they just refusing to listen to the "baka gaijin"

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What like every Console fanboy, Demanding the Essentials from their console of choice. You actually retarded, bro.

Reggie was a cocksucker. Remember when he refused to localize Xenoblade to the US because it would tarnish Wii's casual reputation. Guy was scum.

>Was Reggie really the only "loud american" they had?
I don't know. My dad doesn't work at Nintendo.

I will

The problem is that Nintendo's "essentials" is barebones as fuck. This is why it's best to have Nintendo as secondary device unless you're soccer mom casual.

bro everyone's dad works at Nintendo. I don't think he's your real dad user.

>Only just now realizing
It always has been

>A is B and B is A and X is Y and Y is X
AHHHHHHHH

What's the point of increasing advertising for a console you can't even find in stores?

I'm going to be honest with you. Not counting remakes or ports or whatever, this generation the Switch ended up having more exclusives that I ended up loving than anything else, and by that I mean it had 2 great exclusives. PC and PS4 are essentially just multiplat machines where I get the best version of a game, or the one that comes out first.

You know everything with the "New" tag?

It's because they wouldn't let Reggie change them.