Heres you PC GOTD bro

goddammit now I can't stop grinning

Attached: 1594984437516.jpg (600x845, 72.08K)

>fantasyfags think their baby RTS can compete with THE Grand Strategy game
pffffffffft

*gets banned for posting desu vult in the paradox forum*

>posting in forums

Attached: 1592048270865.png (1000x1000, 41.89K)

not even the best total war game

it always was a thing you colossal shitmouth

why are frogposters always subhumans without a single exception

You can do that in CK2 though

>Spam Archers Total War is the game of the decade
Yeah sure.

most total war games are spam archers
>get phalanxes
>set up in the corner of the map
>phalanxes in front with archers in the back
>win

Did they fix casus belli? Made offensive wars op

defensive wars have been nothing but a waste of time since v2, why would they change it now

>no full map

ez pirate

I still want a game that goes all the way back to the 7th century

Attached: East-Hem_600ad.jpg (3240x1903, 782.06K)

I look forward to pirating it.

It's always been a thing, but they forced it in the stream because of ebin menes

>Post on the forums a long and detailed list of criticism for one of the games and the direction it's being taken to
>Banned
>Reason: Brigading, Bad Faith Actors, I'm grumpy because I haven't eaten yet

Attached: 1553811451845.png (409x325, 163.63K)

>eu5 before vicky3
yeah no

>>no full map
What for? There is literally nothing of worth beyond that map, fucking China and India are a huge stretch.
For EU4 it's fine but for the middle ages it would be a complete waste of time and effort.

I liked how CKII let me blow up countries easy if they had a weak or insane ruler you could take advantage of. in EUIV the AI could have literal retard rulers but still behave very threatening

I think they will never do that because that would need you to include Mohamed.

because grand strategy is neither grand nor strategic

>West Africa instead of more of China
For what purpose?

>liberals think I'll be a """evil""" Christian and deus vult their beloved blacks
>tfw actually gonna Jihad through europe clearing out all gays and Jews, beheading f*male rulers and cooming in my harem of teenage wifes
Christianity won't save you this timeline, degenerates

its the same shit just that every paradox game is boring as hell

Shadow Hitler solution

I'll give it a pirate and probably drop it after a week because it will be shit. Then come 2023 after they've released the first 8 expansion packs, 20 content packs, and made it playable, I'll buy the base game and pirate all the DLC. Paradox makes some good games but they're bigger Jews then the Jews when it comes to making a minimal viable product.

>no character creator at launch
no point getting it then

if you're going to bloat the fucking map with subsaharan africa the steppe and india at least go the whole make and include all of africa and eurasia cowards

I will never pay Paradox any money. Nobody should, they already got far more than they deserve.
I won't pirate that shit either, because it's a shitty cash grab with all the functions of the previous game removed.

Muslims should grow up.

Attached: judaea.png (642x484, 583.59K)

>nuCreative Assembly
No

Why is there only like 20 countries disappointing

Subsahran Africa and India are memes but Steppe fucks from Central Asia invaded Europe everything other week, it makes perfect sense for them to be there.

You can start in 769 in CK2, there might be mods to go earlier too

>CRUSADER kings
>>Bububvut where da map?!??

low iq