Literally why?

that's dumb
you're dumb

because if I'm using the Switch I don't want to SWITCH to another device especially when it should easily have the technological capacity to allow me to watch a video
for a device that's supposed to be about versatility it's sure lacking in it

That’s a yikes from me then, chief.

A browser on Switch would be good for absolutely nothing other than a hax entrypoint

Because Nintendo is scared of it getting hacked. The browser was used to hack the wii, Wii-u, and 3ds.

If anything, soys want a fucking browser on their switch. Imagine ever leaving the house with a portable console, past the age of 12.

>switch should have a fully functioning os with a browser and cellular service.
It's not a fucking phone you faggot. Go back to /vgm/

Switch has a YouTube app.

no you're coping Nintendocuck

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Nintendo browsers are only ever used for hacking so they removed it.

>buys a so.yboy
>too scared to use it in public
what the fuck is the point of it being portable then you socially awkward pussy?

your right, but it should be. mobile video game consoles are stupid. why would anyone lug around a giant slab of plastic just to play video games? if it could do everything a phone could do, play zelda, and only cost $200 everyone would have one.

oh no how will i ever recover

I don't care really much for apps and etc but the fact that the Wii U had:
>an actual way to message your friends
>an actual ID system and nothing a shitty friend code
> actual web browser
>her apps such as Netflix
is pretty sad

There actually is a browser. I forget the roundabout way to access it, but you can without hacking your Switch or anything, and I did once just to see. Look it up.

To play either botw or ultimate in the privacy of my home, sperglord.

they could easily do it for 300 and give the iPhone a run for it's money
Sony was almost going to do a gaming thing with one of it's phones

i heard it's the wifi sign in thing but it's still retarded you have to jump through those hoops

Why would you want LTE? Almost nobody used it on the Vita, it sucks battery, requires a carrier that will eventually drop support for it, doesn't have good enough latency for multiplayer on a car ride, and anywhere else has wifi.

Browser its a fear of hacks. Which are going to happen anyway.

you' re too fucking lazy to pick up your smartphone? which would actually be faster than going out of game and into some browser?

goddamn fuckers these days man

Yeah? You're not going to carry your phone, really?

>you' re too fucking lazy to pick up your smartphone?
why should I have to when I have a 200 device that I paid for that should be able to browse the internet if faggot soitendo didn't Nerf it?

I bet the only reason they didn't add a web-browser is because they fear having exploits via the browser, like the 3DS.

>he wants the shitty battery life of a smartphone

And then have a battery that lasts 1 hour and way worse graphics.

>muh SOCIAL
>muh APPS
Can you be any more of a fucking faggot?

>that should be able to browse the internet
Why should it? You haven't said why it's necessary for a game system to have a Bowser in 2020 when everything else is already connected.

because I said so
why do you support companies cucking you out of features they could easily implement
for fuck sake some retarded ass intern could give the thing a web browser in a day

it's because everything else is DUH stupid basedtendo retard

you're retarded. putting an lte radio in a device doesn't effect its performance or power consumption when not being used.

Are you telling me you DON'T want to skype with your friend while watching Breaking Bad and playing a multiplayer session of Splatoon all at once?!

what the fuck are you going to do with lte?

>>muh SOCIAL
>>muh APPS
>Can you be any more of a fucking faggot?

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Again you still haven't given a reason. All your doing is going
>WAAH WAAH I WANT MY USELESS FEATURES WAAH

I don't despise videogames. I just don't delude myself into thinking they're more than way to kill time.

Playing videogames is as useless as watching Wheel of Fortune, bird watching or masturbating in the shower. I've seen retards arguing over which videogame is more 'mature' and which are 'art' for 13 years now. It's so fucking tiresome to see the same shitty non-arguments over and over again.

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With a touchscreen this bad, not having a browser is actually fine.
As for lack of mobile internet, I don't think AT&T would want to sell these. Also, lmao just use hot spot function on your phone.

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>All these people that have never even touched a Switch bitching about lack of features

Thanks for confirmation.

because a company that won't implement a simple fucking browser clearly doesn't give a shit about it's customers
I spend a lot of the time browsing the internet
I don't want to have to switch devices
I might want to come on Zig Forums and shitpost and maybe my phone is on low battery. I should have another option and not some greedy Japanese Jew company Nerfing my shit