Whoever plays this exclusively should not even be called a "gamer". It's nothing more than mindless software pollution. But seeing how Chore Simulator is the Switch's best selling title, a "game" with no goals, objectives, challenge, depth, or anything of substance, it wouldn't call it a stretch if Nintendo starts to focus on this "demographic" who is disgusted at ACTUAL games because they can die in it.
I would be rejoicing if Nintendo decides to scrap this useless gaming franchise.
No. It's "cute", and Chore Simulator for canned text from NPCs.
No objectives at all. No challenge. No loss conditions. No thought or strategy.
Zachary Rogers
Reminder that everyone who plays that shit is a tranny or real women.
Daniel Jenkins
I miss the days when games were played solely by men, and all women were repulsed by it.
They ruin everything that we men built, support, and run our lives on.
Cameron Bailey
The game has no freedom whatsoever, it's more about decorating your town with meanigless stuff than actually changing something.
Hudson Morales
So there isn't a debt that you pay off or a house to upgrade? There aren't fast bugs and fish to catch? You don't get knocked out if you get bitten or stung? No thought needed on how to terraform and decorate your island?
Nolan Kelly
That never happened, women have been playing games for longer than you've been alive.
Elijah Wilson
why do you even care about the title or label of "gamer" ? what the fuck is wrong with you?
William Powell
That has to be a fucking joke.
Justin Rogers
No time limit. No end-goals. No nothing, except for canned text from NPCs and something that looks cosmetically different.
Because women, everywhere, were playing games, a large percentage, since the 80's?
They ruin everything about gaming. Just imagine in 15 years, if "games" like this catch on, and EVERY SINGLE GAME has no challenge, does not provoke thought, cannot lose in, and only caters to the lowest common denominator. Imagine a future if every single "game" was like this because they would "make money", and to appease SJWs who are repulsed at the fact that not everything is handed to them. This appeals to SJWs who hate the notion of losing (which of course, failure states in an activity defines a game. If you don't have the threat at losing, then what's the point?)
Jaxon Wilson
>Because women, everywhere, were playing games, a large percentage, since the 80's? Yes, videogames were never your safespace, they've always been made to appeal the masses, and that includes women.
Bentley Hernandez
golly i'm sure i have heard everything you just said like 13 years ago on this very fucking imageboard and guess what? your "what ifs" and worries are stupid and nonsensical
Sebastian Richardson
Say it louder for the incels in the back.
Brody Cooper
what games do you play OP?
Daniel Murphy
>ruined Nintendo It's the first mainline AC game in like 8 years.
>no time limit Nook's Cranny closes at 9 PM >no end-goals Nook really wants KK to have a concert, so you need to bring your town up to a certain star grade
David Baker
Cope. My mom 102% DKC2.
Parker Bell
It's like building a diorama you faggot zoomers. Have you ever built a model kit, or a train diorama? This is the same. Day by day ypu craft your city at your own pace, building it with care JUST FOR YOU. The only real goal of the game is to build something YOU like.
>Just imagine in 15 years, if "games" like this catch on, and EVERY SINGLE GAME has no challenge, does not provoke thought, cannot lose in, and only caters to the lowest common denominator. You mean like most MMORPGs?
Cooper Carter
>>>no time limit >Nook's Cranny closes at 9 PM Then wait for the NEXT DAY, retard.
>>>no end-goals >Nook really wants KK to have a concert, so you need to bring your town up to a certain star grade Which has no time limit, and is completely optional, since there is no "winning" condition, since you can't lost no matter how hard you try.
Daniel Perez
Based, fuck nintendiapers. They deserve to suffer.
Jaxson Cruz
Now post the Gimmicky shit.webm with the Ring Fit people
James Campbell
Is Donkey Kong Country not a game because it doesn't have a time limit?
Christopher Hill
This game just feels so early access, more so than most AC games. My villagers would always say the same 5 lines and the lack of QoL really disincentivized me from trying to decorate, fish or hunt for museum exhibits
Julian Rivera
For 60$ + taxes and with less features than new leaf, inferior music themes compared to new leaf, sterile dialogues again compared with previous titles etc etc
Fuck Nintendo apologists
Daniel Sullivan
You can't really "lose" in any game that allows savescumming too.
Michael Mitchell
It has long states and conditions. Die too many times, and it's Game Over. It punishes you for sloppy play.
Nicholas Martinez
It's not children buying AC though. It's women and trannies.