"Hi user...

>"Hi user, are you ready to kick out zombies and water me with your bodyfluids haha jk is a joke I thought it was funny haha"

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i have IBS so my poop is usually fluid

eat a vegtable amerifatard

wtf happened to plants vs zombies?
it used to be charming quirky tower defence game
now its some call of duty coomer shit
fuck my life man

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>coomer
What

do you live under a rock you homo

stop raping goats Ahmed

Play garden warfare 2

It had a non predatory monetization and great characters last time I checked it out

also is fun

the rest of the franchise (aside from the first game) is trash though

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Like clockwork

what the fuck is that

>talk shit
>get talked shit back
>"BAAAW LIKE CLOCKWORK YOU MEANIE"
kys Ahmed

he looks at computer and thinks of clocks wtf

Okay mutt

Why do 56 percenters do this?

newfag

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cope Ahmed

Do what? Destroy middle easterners and europeans (same thing) both in real life and on the internet?

Pretend that white people have significantly higher sandnigger percentage than brown mutts do.

Why would they pretend that europistanis are whiter than them?
Do you pretend the sky is purple too?

HOW THE FUCK DID A THREAD ABOUT A GUY WANTING TO FUCK A FLOWER TURN INTO A THREAD ABOUT RACE AND ETHNICITY?

Americans

seeing as Ahmed could not contain his seething obsession with Americans and how his is probably from Zig Forums aka third-world central, this thread and all threads in euro hours are doomed

I never asked to be a plant fucker. Why did I turn out like this?

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its european hours, it's all they think about.

kek

embrace it

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i wish i was fbi agent so i could hack your computer and take your all your lewds

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Right, your vampire flower pics. Post all of them. I would post mine but I don't have them in this computer.

popcap sold to EA is what happened

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I suffer from the same fate fren

I am just pulling them from the googles

>tfw sold my xbox so can't evne play the game anymore

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You get less coins than the first game but it's fine. I wish they added more gardens and graveyard maps from the first game too.

I KNOW.

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You wouldn't Zig Forums

>Playing as pla*ts
I STAND WITH ZOMBOSS

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You know what happened. EA.
>PvZ 2 mobile, classic plants and new OP plants being obtainable only trough real money, plant levelling system for no reason
>PvZ 3 being worse
Atleast the shooters are fun.
>Neighborville
Fuck me

what "pretending"? every great monument in your nation, every storied civic capital, even old historic churches, torn down and sullied with mussies because of some sort of guilt or something
i mean you already became irrelevant with the passage of time, absolutely outclassed and embarrassed and even saved (twice, in two world wars) by america
"56%" is some distortion of statistics as a joke, that you've absolutely obliterated your own country, your own history, your own heritage isn't