Fall guys WINNER WINNER CHEETAH DINNER edition

How many wins do you have, user? You have at least 1 (ONE), right? You're not bad at video games, right user? 19 here.

I finally realized why i can't win games on ps4: 30 fps + input delay.
You fags are lucky, i'd destroy you easily on the easy mode version of the game (PC).

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Because people disconnect after the game has been selected you double nigger

>complaining RNG in a game that is 90% rng, 10% skill

all of the ball games are bad

the ball physics are atrocious

LET ME IN

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It's fucking braindead, yes even more than most minigames

it picks Fall Ball with uneven teams mostly when it's trying to whittle the playercount down to 5 or less to fuck everyone over with Royal Fumble afterwards. Almost every time I get uneven Fall Ball it's 5 vs 4

>Tail Tag

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GODDAMMIT

You need to hold left click while jumping to grab the crown right?

Why wouldn't you just get it on PC, retard?

>more maintenance

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PS4's been up for almost the entire night

Where did he do that, retard

fuck this faggot e celeb game

because he falls for the >it's "free" with PSN+!! shilling

OC time

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Not for me it hasn't

Yes you nigger it tells you in the loading screen

oh great time for another full day of server bullshit

Bought it and won 2/3 games so far and having a blast, just been grabbing everyone and like the team games especially. Grab those enemies going for the objective constantly

Holding mechanic is a mistake
Team games are a mistake
No real variety in games is a mistake
Shit servers are a mistake
Your guy going limp for no reason is a mistake
This game is a mistake
It's sad too because it has potential. It's a flavor of the month game. Expect long ass queues in (at the very least) 3 months

didn't work for me

Look at Yanderedev over here telling other people how to code

MIRAL VARKETING SHILL THREAD FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF NIGGGER FUCK YOU

FUCK TEAM GAMES
DOUBLE FUCK GAMES WITH GIANT BALLS THAT NEVER WORK
QUADRUPLE FUCK FURFAGS

>MIRAL VARKETING SHILL THREAD FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF NIGGGER FUCK YOU

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Doubt

I spent eight hours on this game and I still only have one win.
Thinkin bout killing myself

Hang on I am dumb, here's a better one

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>tfw playing on PC

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>Hurr durr spend $20 to play a stupid fucking retard game that'll die in a few months hurr durr
I didn't have to spend another $20 like you, jew.

>Uneven number of players
>3 way team game
How is this allowed? One team gets more players than the others.

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>Matchmaking down for maint
AGAIN
FUCKING AGAIN
Time to refund.

>buy the game
>can't play it
>refund it
>server goes back up
>buy it again
>dies once more

Servers are down again.

THIS is how you play the game. Leavin the no balls in the DUST

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT HAVE FUN
Watch me pal

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Why people complain about this level again

Same reason they complain about Slime Climb

>tfw you get stuck in the cuckzone with retards on the otherside still trying to jump on it

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>spend $60/yr to keep it instead
okay retard

guarantee this maintenance will be another half day long shitshow at the very least

I swear to god every time I sit down to play this game the servers are down

Gold is THE most powerful race in the world

>tfw it's another 2nd place loss

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you faggots already reached Bugsnax levels of autism.

>Implying
I spent $30 for 5 years. Learn when to buy shit, retard.

>amount of people playing now makes team games impossible for solo
Got 7 crowns the first three days, now I cant make it past the team games, like 4 of them in a row failed by an abnormally large margin. The game is definetely starting to pair off good solo players with really bad ones on purpose

I hate online gaming so much, ever since companies started this battlepass shit, they gained a real reason to mess with numbers so you dont keep winning, because if you keep winning you hoard currency and they want you to SPEND REAL MONEY

So, thanks for the 3 days of fun, it was really fun at the start, but thats not a lucrative business model

Plus, the obstacles never change and it's just getting boring, the xD wacky moments are wearing off and it's time for me to cut my losses here.

Goodluck, fellow solo players...
you're REALLY gonna need it
I'm out, peace

>Used to be good at see saw
>Now shit at it
Help bros. How do I get good at it again?

just go back and to the other side moron
take the ramp once the next load of idiots is falling
waiting on the wrong side like a cuck isn't helping your case

Slime climb is actually hard, seesaw is easy

fall mountain is literally impossible, how are people finding routes for this final mode

If you fail to qualify on Whirligig you are a retard

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>13 hours of maint yesterday to add more capacity because more people would play on the weekend
>More maint again to add more capacity
These devs are giga retarded.

because its communism in game form

>to keep it
You're assuming I'd even want to play the stupid fucking game in a few months. Fucking moron. Fucking dumbass. Seriously, you're a fucking retard.

Except when it comes to soccer. Never won a game of soccer once.

and? you still don't own it retard

>Watching half of the lobby get fucking launched by the first spinning bar
>It's almost all furries

>Go to other side
>Retards keep jumping on it and you fall down if you attempt to jump on it

And you do? It's digital, dipshit.

the game is gonna die and not recover if they can't sort out the server issues fast

>Game only came out a few days ago
>Only ever 1 thread up at a time
You're right, Zig Forums. These threads need to get deleted so we can have more waifu, Zig Forums and smash threads.

I don't think they realized how big this game would get. I bet there's over a million online.

I am the Tonpa of Fall Guy. My sole purpose is to eliminate rookies

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>>Only ever 1 thread up at a time
So a literal general.
Fuck off.

>t. 0 crowns
just git gud brah

Hey faggot, use the filter. Stop bitching.

>he doesn't get launched
how does it feel being in the low 50%?

Doubt a million, not even CS can get that.
Only 111k at peak on steam, of course there is PS players.

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>Grab tackling every furry I see at the end of slime climb
I'm the linebacker and there ain't no room for you on this platform bitch nigga

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>tfw always put on piss team yellow
at least i win most of the team games?

Literally irrelevant to what we're talking about, but okay. I'll take it as a sign of defeat. Enjoy getting cuked

*grabs you for no reason*

xD

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>Matchmaking down for maintenance

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