This "game" is so fucking boring, I'm at the part where you can explore Seattle "freely", and I honestly can't stand it anymore >the story appears to be complete garbage >Ellie and her girlfriend are so fucking annoying, probably the worst characters in any video game I ever played >everytime they talk it's pure undiluted cringe >the scene in the weed room with Ellie and her gf was peak cringe, never seen anything so cringy in any video game, ever >the gameplay is garbage, identical to the first one, except it seems even more mindless >I played something like 5 hours and I still haven't had a firefight with other humans, just dumbfuck zombies >It takes itself so seriously but it's hard for me to take this bullshit serious at all
I just watched a cutscene where Ellie plays the guitar and sings and holy fuck, I couldn't give less of a shit about these "emotional scenes", it's so ham fisted and pretentious. Does it ever get better or should I drop it right here? By the way, the first one was much much better than this one from the beginning, and it also had good multiplayer for a console game. What the fuck went wrong?
I didn't pay for it, got it for free from my brother who loved it.
>This "game" is so fucking boring Didn't you play the last one? It was so boring I couldn't finish it.
Connor Howard
Seethe harder. You sound like the most unlikable person I ever met. Chill out sperglord
Jonathan Kelly
nice kotaku article
Lincoln Hernandez
Yes I playeed the first one, it wasn't as boring as this new one. It took around one hour to get properly started, and even then the beginning was action packed if on rails. I've played for what seems to be 5 hours now and I mostly watched cutscenes, roamed linear paths on horseback, and played zombie strangle simulator a bit. I don't even have a problem with moviegames tbqh, but everything about the story and characters here is profoundly unappealing to me. It's basically magical lesbian adventure with zombies every now and then.
Jonathan Lee
nice attention span bro overwatch might be more your speed
Cooper Jackson
>literally 3 sentences and 5 short greentexts
Nigger stop using Twitter and other braincell killing social media.
Colton Adams
try to sell you physical cop....oh wait
Jaxson Ward
lmao sony faggot mad you can't change your gender
Jason Foster
>Videogames?
Christian Perry
just because it's a flop it doesn't mean it's not a videogaem
Grayson Watson
TLOU2 is the epitome of wannabe Hollywood/tv writers making a game. Don't bother actually playing it.
Nolan Fisher
>barely plays the game >admits he hasn't even played a core mechanic >"WAHHH ITS SHIT BECAUSE CUTSCENES"
Ellie's part was really fucking boring but I found Abby's part way more interesting. The game overall was just okay, I was able to sell it for 50 bucks right after I beat it so at least that's cool.
Kayden Clark
The first one was fine for the most part. They only started the gay shit in the dlc for it.
Julian Hughes
stonetoss is an incel
Julian Brown
>barely plays the game >It gets good 3 hours in Dumb frogposter.
Juan Ortiz
making ellie gay was important to shut down any potential sexual tension between ellie and joel
Nathan Martin
So, you're at the beginning? You're trying way too hard to fit in, bud.
Gabriel Watson
Reminder it was all for nothing, Abby gets to run away with her trans pet, the only character she actually cared about and Ellie loses everything.
Holy fuck this. Most of Zig Forums hasn't played the first one. Sure it was flawed but it was overall pretty good and it was fun. The banter between J&E was funny and exploring was generally comfy. The banter between Ellie and her jew gf isn't funny at all, it's cringy as fuck. Also the first one didn't have ham fisted faggot shit and propaganda in it, sure there was Bill who was a fag but it wasn't taken seriously with cringy hurr durr bigots and horrible awkward sex scenes (remember the scene where Ellie makes fun of Bill's bear magazines?).
Isaac Ortiz
>5 hours in >beginning
How fucking long is this beginning? The game is 20 hours long to beat.
Brandon Peterson
I liked Bill. He was a paranoid, mean, cantankerous fuck who owns his own ghost town. And he gives you a shotgun and teaches you how to make nail bombs.
Robert Perry
remember how tess was a stronk woman? both games are sjw tier.
Parker Lopez
She wasn't stronk and her entire plan failed miserably, and she was also shot in the face.
Kevin Green
she was stronk, she kicked the ass of the guys who jumped her before meeting with joel.
Zachary Foster
Being a smuggler 20 years into the apocalypse will do that to you.
Aaron Smith
oh my so women being stronk make sense?
Noah Morales
As stronk as Tess is, ie gets her ass beat and goes to Joel for help then she fucking dies, yes.
Levi Howard
First one wasn't SJW until the DLC, which correct me if I'm wrong, is where Cuckmann assumed full control of the project and made Ellie a dyke for no reason other than virtue signaling and "how do you do, fellow gays?".
Which is also the reason why the first one was announced with gameplay (fake gameplay but at least it wasn't a cg trailer) and the sequel was announced with awkward lesbian kissing as if they didn't do it before.
Michael Harris
dude I knew ellie was gay right when she said her best "friend" told her losing their mind together would be poetic. I didn't have to wait for the DLC.
they had to announce the first one with gameplay because nobody knew what that was and even waited for it.
Owen Nelson
I haven't played it but it sounds like it suffers from similar problems as UC4. It had massive pacing issues. Basically nothing happened in that game for like the first 8 chapters, then it was sporadic encounters and just when the game got fun it ended. I know they had a problem with the bandits in the woods in the first TLoU game because it felt so unnatural so I'm guessing Cuckman adapted this enhanced aka retarded realism approach from UC4 for TLoU2.
Matthew Davis
You never see how she did that nor is it mentioned how many jumped her. For all we know it was two guys and she only managed to survive by grabbing a rock or a pipe and beating them with it.
