Rise of the Tomb Raider is the best video game of all time. Prove me wrong

Rise of the Tomb Raider is the best video game of all time. Prove me wrong.

Pro tip: you can't

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I loved this game but it also gave me massive tfwnogf feels so I'm kinda mixed on it.

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female protagonist?
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Rise was great
too bad shadow was fucking shit. What happened?

Canacuck devs
But the game ain't that bad. The tombs are better.

Is this the game with the "tombs" that are literally 3 minutes long?

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No that's the 2013 one

They outsourced the game to Canadians and so it wasn't made by the Rise team. It was a huge blunder of a move by SE but of course it's SE and anything but a blunder would be out of character.

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That was absolutely terrible, has it gotten better?

CANADA? CANADA! THEY OUTSOURCED IT TO CANADA?!

lara needs a shota sidekick

Partially yeah, but the game isn't really a challenge unless you play on the hardest difficulty and even then the only times you'll die is when you miss a jump because of the absolutely fucked controls that turn your camera midair.

>dlc tomb in 7,90 us dollars
>its literally 10 minutes long

nuLara is a mockery for this franchise.

Best post of Zig Forums in a long time.

Somewhat. Rise has more complex and pretty good tombs, but they're all optional.

Shadow takes them a bit further, there's more of them (especially if you get the DLC) and you have the option to turn off hints, ledge paint, batman vision so they're great.

Fucking leaves.

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The thing that bugs me most of all is that Lara insists on telling you what to do the second you enter the tomb.
"I've GOT to find a way to lower the water"
"I've GOT to find a way up to that ledge"
"I've GOT to tell the player what to do because they've spent literally 30 seconds looking around and that obviously means they are stuck and about to refund and leave a negative review."

lmao wtf

Extremely based

I think I remember reading you could turn that off in Shadow, is that right? I dropped Rise halfway through. Shadow sounded better because they were bigging up how the tombs were bigger and better, more exploration and such. But then everyone said it was the worst of the three, so I haven't tried it yet.

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>I think I remember reading you could turn that off in Shadow, is that right? I dropped Rise halfway through. Shadow sounded better because they were bigging up how the tombs were bigger and better, more exploration and such. But then everyone said it was the worst of the three, so I haven't tried it yet.

People asked for more tombs and more story

They got just that and then they had a cry

Rise is the best gameplay and Shadow the best story. Consumers are just retarded

Built for horsecock

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>The thing that bugs me most of all is that Lara insists on telling you what to do the second you enter the tomb.
>"I've GOT to find a way to lower the water"
>"I've GOT to find a way up to that ledge"
>"I've GOT to tell the player what to do because they've spent literally 30 seconds looking around and that obviously means they are stuck and about to refund and leave a negative review."

Literally an optional feature based on difficulty. Literally something you can only blame yourself for faggot.

that ass. mmmmmmmm

Video games huh? Yeah I like those

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>too bad shadow was fucking shit. What happened?
It was the most like Tomb Raider. People don't want Tomb Raider, they want to look at Lara's ass while murdering illuminati members and who can blame them

Unironically, people like Kojima should take notes from stories like Rise. The Divine Source is something a human can't fucking explain without resorting to shit on the level of nanomachines because it's supernatural, it's not meant to be explained and the moment you try you will ruin it. And Rise did not even attempt to explain it outside of a hidden small hint that you might as well not even count as a part of the story. Thought that was good. Some writers just hate mystery

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FUCKING DISCOUNT AMERICANS GOT THEIR HANDS ON PERFECT ASS NUCROFT I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT

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Fuck off retard

No can do, Kojima bootlicker

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Dey just need da money fo da pograms

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Kojima's mental illness that drives him to explain every detail only got worse with time. Maybe it's his revenge for having to explain MGS2 or something who knows. But good god his stories are some hot steaming piles of shit now.

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If you unironically think Rise's story is good you are fucking retarded