Crashfags on suicide watch

>expecting toys for bob to make a game that isn't trash

Just look at all the "improvements" they made to the spyro remake lol

>rigid

>Nooooo! You can’t have a platformer without Double Jump! What if I miss the platform the first time!?!

WOAH! OOGA BOOGA! WOAWWOAWWOAW!

This.

>Crash 4 feels like it's right out of the PS1 era. Thus, the gameplay feels outdated and rigid and is too hard and needs to adapt to the times. This is why games can't be taken seriously by mainstream outlets. Games need to evolve, like TLOU2 for example. THAT is a game that is worth the money. Crash 4 is old and plays like the old PS1 and PS2 games. In fact, it's TOO much of a video game.

This is most likely what they wanted to say.

Sounds good to me

Coco looks like shit and the levels are filled with unskippable cutscenes. You also need to collect all the wumpa fruit in a level to collect a gem. Fuck Toys For Bob.

Why is there no PC port again?

I agree with them
Cortex needs to beat Crash to death with a golf club and Coco needs to transition to male and spend the entire game doing hard drugs, crying and killing people

>dated
>rigid
>clunky
Isn't this what that one journalist said when he got filtered by Spongebob of all things?

never ever

Looks like more soulless trash to me.

Came here to post this.

Also, Mshillmedia is seething that the PS4 has better games still to come than the next gen xbox

>game """"""""journalism""""""""

Crash 4 is a multiplat, mongoloid.

Coco has transitioned with the preorder skin.

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>THE CRASH N'SANE TRILOGY IS A PERFECT REMAKE OF THE OG TRILOGY!

>CRASH 4 IS DATED AND CLUNKY!

???

Trashfags are paethtic. Glad this irrelvant franshise will go under and be the laughing stock again. Meanwhile true chads never played the game and welcome more furry porn.

it looks awful to be honest
>those inward curving boxes
god i hate toys for bob

I'm a little surprised a company hasn't named their easy mode in a game "game journalist" mode just for the bants

Here's a fucking revelation for you all. Games journalists opinions should be discarded and Crash has always been clunky shit. Two things can be true!

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>game journalist mode
>start the game
>screen goes black
>giant green message appears on the screen with confetti and fireworks “YOU WIN!!!”
>credits roll

Oh no, you'll summon the gore-posting Crash 4 drone.

TOO VIDEO GAMEY!
WHERE ARE THE CUTSCENES?

More like
>start game
>abstract art and generic walking simulator start
>ends in 5 minutes
>it's revealed your character was a black jewish tranny the whole time
Guaranteed 10/10's

Based.
3d platformer #471943 gets tiresome after a while.

>You also need to collect all the wumpa fruit in a level to collect a gem
How is that any different from getting all the crates, you moron?

Crash 4 chads keep on winning, bros. At least they are not smelly sonic cucks lmao

Crash 4 chads dont exist.
Crashchads on the other hand

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Fuck off, you goddamned trannies are killing off all the tomboys.

reminds me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=2_WqMMBBUMY

Now every time you come across a ten crate box you have interrupt your fast paced platforming fun by doing nothing and just jumping up and down in the same spot for ten seconds. It's the equivalent of someone walking into your room and taking the controller off you for ten seconds every time you come across a ten crate wumpa fruit box. Low IQ game design. Toys For Bob think this is a fucking Spyro-tier collectathon. Wumpa fruit are higher in number, as they exist inside and outside of crates. It's gonna make the gem collecting so boring and tedious. The thing is, 100%ing Crash 1 and 2 was fun as fuck, it was all fast paced fun. Now 100%ing Crash 4 is gonna be a fucking snoozefest.
>b-b-but you don't have to 100% the game!
Crash games are not worth playing for their straight up platforming. The extra challenge 100% offers are what make Crash games worth playing. If 100%ing Crash 4 isn't fun then it's a shit game.

I'll gladly pirate this dumpster fire and seed it.

>new game plays like earlies games
>wtf it's old shit I want new shit
>new game doesn't play like earlier games
>wtf it's new shit I want old shit
there's no appeasing these triple faggots, fuck all of them

next year

"Journalists" don't play games

I'm pretty sure something like that was done a few times back in the 90s. Game journalists being shit at games is nothing new.

We should know who each character fucks that is most important.

It was already done with Crash. If you die enough you get a free mask and the game gets easier subtly.

sounds like a good thing for crash fans

>he spins the bouncy boxes

L M A O

nobody knows yet if collecting all wumpas counts towards your % completion or whatever, for all we know there's also classic mode where you aren't forced to collect wumpas

>A video game is too much like a video game.

OH! I get it now! If a video game is a video game, it's bad.

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I meant the outright "easy mode for journalists" bit that some devs would do.

>outdated and rigged

I bet its the same fag that got filtered by cuphead's tutorial stage.