Mistah Sam Bridges in da fresh

I couldn't watch her scenes sorry kojimbo

do you think he got the cunny? Or was this a statement on how unbearable weebs are coming from an ameriboo?

This needs to win an award for being amazingly terrible.
>characters you don't even care about
>too much info to share with a fucking delivery guy you never seen before
>downsyndrome VA
>retarded story line

based?

kino

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You can take her to a hot spring and both of you get naked

Sam cucked the junk dealer?

>that god awful scene
>that god awful scene after you deliver her
>reading their emails about the wedding
>reading that shit after the wedding
>reading that shit near the end of the game
man, what the fuck was Kojima thinking

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That even though others get together, and got the chance to feel love, you're still alone, doing what everyone tells you to.

Is the game dual audio? So he got the Japanese girl to do both English and Japanese?

This game can look really great and really bad

"here's the script, you're in the booth in 30 seconds. if you have any questions ask trey and matt over there"

It doesn't even make sense. Her mother speaks perfect English and she's been stuck in a bunker with her for years, not to mention being raised by her.
Why the fuck would she have such an awful accent after all that time and parenting?
Biggest plot hole that annoyed the shit out of me while playing.

because she's ESL

HOW? Her mother is a native english speaker.

read the emails you fucking dunce. that's not her real mother.

Sounds like they spelled out her English phoenetically in Japanese. She didn't really know what she's saying.

Shinya Arino did this once:
youtube.com/watch?v=xC-x0JXmWSw

There's like 1000 of them, I just read the titles after the first 50 or so.
It says her mother in the cinematics.

Second question then, how did a Japanese native speaker get to America post apocalypse? She's clearly younger than Sam. There's no air travel. I guess someone like Fragile could jump her, but they clearly mention that they're unsure of the status of any land outside of America or if anyone anywhere else is alive.
So how did she get into the state of being ESL, and so heavily too?
(fucking Kojima)

>how did a Japanese native speaker get to America post apocalypse?
her parents were visiting america and got stuck there during the stranding, i guess. then they got murdered by the junk dealer's gang, but the junk dealer stopped them from killing her. then her fake mother adopted her and taught her english and lied about the junk dealer dying.

Why would parents have a child and not teach them literally the only language she could use to communicate with everyone else around her? She seems pretty shy, so maybe she wasn't socialized very well, but still.

I think the simplest explanation is Kojima just wanted to include some random Japanese teen he was fond of.

>I think the simplest explanation is Kojima just wanted to include some random Japanese teen he was fond of.

Despite the looks and how she acts she's well into her 20's.

because Japanese people travel to America without being even remotely fluent in english all the time. why the fuck would some tourist bother learning more than the bare minimum?

You want me to take you to boyfriend you say?
Sure thing, but let's have a complete nude bath in the wilderness first...

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Because her parents barely knew english either.

They got stranded there and had a kid. I'm sure schools and daycares/nannies still exist, just send your child to one and they'll pick up the language all the other kids are speaking. That's how all the spics in America do it, most adults can't speak English for shit but their kids do.

It's also stupid. She leaves him (without Sam's help even though she needed his help to get there) like the next day after all that melodrama.

She reminds me of some ASMR person on YouTube
BlueKatie or something

>I'm sure schools and daycares/nannies still exist
they were preppers. they lived in a fucking hole in the dirt lol

I liked it, the dude was an agile and the girl was so fucking stupid it seemed like they deserved each other. If the girl's VA didn't sound like a babbling retard I would have felt bad for her.

>they were tourists
>they were preppers

user, you can't have both

I know I did.

they were tourists. then the stranding happened, and they became preppers.

How do you know even a single ASMR channel name?

Did she blow Kojima?

Rather than some insane series of events to justify her existence, just admit Kojima wanted to have the girl in the game for some personal reason. There's no logical in game reason for her to be there.

Some person used to make threads with her as the image

>her mother
The Chiral Artist isn't her mother, they've only been living together for three years.
Maybe if you paid attention...

yeah, i'm sure there were no tourists in america when the death stranding occurred, despite millions of tourists being in america at any given time.

i'm sure it's ridiculous that they could have found a way to survive on their own in a shelter while only knowing a bare minimum of english and still mostly speaking Japanese among themselves due to being in isolation for massive stretches of time as preppers.

since you said so, these events are insane and totally implausible!