Halo
I don't know why but I can't help but think of farting penises. Just a penis farting really loudly and flopping around like the wacky inflatable tube man. It just happens whenever I see anything sexual.
>tfw no alien gf
>tfw no thicc Elite gf
Elite women are built for BEC only. Fuck off, humans
Elite women love human men
I've always hated tits and hips on Elites, any reptilian race
And the complete lack of Jiralhanae rape porn :(
>my friends will never have alien wives
>i will never have an alien husband
>monster/alienfuckers worldwide will never achieve true love
This reality is just too cruel.
>Promoting tiny human dicks
I WANT FAT JACKAL TITS SMOTHERING ME
does it seem to anybody else that it's actually just one single person obsessed with thicc elites? this has had me worried for a long time
Damn, she looks like she is responsible for the death of millions of human men.
>Jackal tiddies
My brother, I have found you at last
There's more than one
>he doesn't know
>Human
I'd rather a female Brute with cute feet
>you will never have a gf twice your size
That one guy who draws the sexy female brute, she's really the first Halo alien that does it for me
Made for futa_on_male and impossible_fit
My wife
Am I the only one that was expecting 343i to show-off playable Elites, both male/female, in a Multiplayer showcase for Infinite? Kinda sad all we have thus far is Craig, and by the looks of it, no playable Elites.
They were always terrible in Multiplayer (except Reach, balanced their massive hitboxes for better traits), but just having the option was always nice.
>6'2
>asexual
>the only thing that snaps me back to reality and feel anything is tall women
>only desire is to have a gf taller than me with wide hips and meaty thighs
>won't ever happen
I can't believe manlets won.
I wonder how fat would distribute on the bodies of the different species in Covenant after getting access to cheap human fastfood. Would it go to the waist and/or thighs for Unggoy, Sangeheili and Kig-yar or would they actually start growing fat tits (their females canonically don't have tits because they aren't mammals). How long would their bodies even function on a diet that is considered unhealthy even for humans. Jiralhanae would totally get fat tits, ass and a muffin top though as they are hairy mammals like us.
Life of an architect is full of mysteries.
Reminder: The artist that drew alba and the female elite Is actually a confirmed pedophile
Explain - That'd actually suck desu, kinda liked his art
Spartan girls > elite girls
This is a sorta similar schtick that happened with mcvicker and the source code leaks, the jux to position here is one of his friends in the circle grew a concious. With her work doing a background check she outed him, and now he's doing damage control behind the scenes on the discord side of things to my knowledge. Unfortunately, for the most part she's gone dark and scorched earth most of her social media to ditch this dilemma
Smelly jiralhanae tomboys.