This is a video game that came out last week
This is a video game that came out last week
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I don't know how it went from cars and titties to mission impossible with oiled up triceps
I know that people say shit like this often, but that's truly PS3 tier
this is a video game that came out last year
Yeah I agree, it’s real this time
Scummy bandai knew that had a piece of shit but didn't care since they planned to release it next to the movie to get some hype money. Thanks to coronachan they got fucked and deserved.
It looks like shit but its a movie game idk what you expected. It's exactly as good as it needs to be to sell copies to morons who like the franchise.
Does anyone actually buy these shitty movie tie-in games?
Familia bros ...
Tick tock Dom.
this voice acting is something else
looks better than Breath of The Wild and Animal Crosdressing
is that hair achievable natty?
Wasn't this also the "one more thing" announcement at the Game Awards? Several things from TGA 2019 (aka before COVID even left China) and other things from late 2019 stink in retrospect, and make me wonder if a bunch of companies were coincidentally about to eat shit in 2020 for one reason or another, with COVID only being a compounding factor rather than the primary reason.
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Confession time.
I fucking love love these dumbshit movies.
>people were expecting something from Rocksteady
>instead get Vin Diesel on stage with a early PS3 tier looking game
>Rocksteady just releases info on their next game in a tweet instead
SHIELDING
>Vin's face
Fuck
1 and 2 are good. Tokio Drift is the last fast and furious movie ANYBODY should watch
1 and 2 are early 2000 kino
Tokyo Drift is weeb kino
4 is shit
5 is actual kino and ends with fucking danza kuduro
6 is meh
7 is broterhood kino
8 is already should have never happened territory
9 might be cool if they make good use of John Cena
pockets aint empty cuz
1 is a comfy Point Break ripoff, but when F5 came out in '11 I think the franchise really came into its own--commercially and artistically.
>5
>Bad
Why do you hate fun?
>Rarely get to play as Vin Diesel.
>Forced to play as two dykes, one a niggerdyke and occasional some goblina from the movie shows up.
Amazing.
Fast 5 is unironically the peak of the franchise, is such a fun movie, none of the ones that came after could replicate it
>Paul Walker's red pick up truck is in this
Lmao why
Bro 1 to 3 are fine if you like cars. The rest is literally cash grab.
But isn't the F&F universe basically all goblinas? (And coronas)
why do you think?
Basically, there's like 1 or 2 white guys still left.
But, I'd rather play as a male mutt than an ugly bull dyke nigger.
The black guy actually looks photo realistic from this angle.
Are they going to pull another F7 last ride scene?
i haven't seen a movie in 10 years. i haven't listened to a new song in 20 years.
>Nintendo completely skipped on first party content besides that blatant last minute "Nintendo Switch Has Games" ad made just for the show, and started hiding behind a couple niche third party offerings
>Sonic was supposed to make some kind of appearance, and they got bailed out by a technical truth since a Sonic sprite coincidentally made a small cameo in Green Day's show
>those wimpy Xbox Series X and PS5 confirmations
>there absolutely was something better meant to be revealed at the end rather than a Fast and Furious tie-in game
The more I think about it, the more I realize that TGA 2019 was hinky and that something was suddenly up with a lot the industry.
Fast 5 has an acceptable level of ridiculous while the others cross into completely ludicrous territory.
3>1>5>7>2>6>8>4
i haven't watched hobbs and shaw
F3 came out in '06 I think the franchise really came into its own artistically. Fuck being a sellout
>that dialogue
Written by Christopher Moltisanti
Different user here who doesn't give a god damn about cars--
I don't watch these movies for cars, I watch them for "Retarded Mission Impossible," and they fill that niche better than any other current blockbuster franchise.
>ludacris
ftfy