It seems to me that the Switch is designed for consoomers who like to buy and rebuy the same games 50 times without...

It seems to me that the Switch is designed for consoomers who like to buy and rebuy the same games 50 times without ever playing them, and casuals who don't play games at all. 90% of its exclusives are ports, remasters or remakes, most of them inferior to their original versions. I thought the ratio was going to go down after the initial flood of Wii U ports, but it's been pretty steady. Most of its exclusives aren't great either, so its library is very disappointing to me, you might as well get a cheapo Wii U and a 3DS.

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it was designed to make money

you mad?

It was designed for monkeys.

The “consoomer” meme is fucking garbage
I bet 90% of the people who say it have a collection of underage anime girl figures

It's just a convenient term to describe people like you who collect products just for its own sake and never enjoy what they have.

No, it’s a meaningless buzzword used to describe people who buy things that OP doesn’t like. You’re a consoomer is you collect funko pops, but not if you collect nendroids, for example

any kind of commercial product collecting is clear consoomer behavior. some people misusing the term or using it selectively doesn't make it irrelevant.

>unironically saying "consoomer"
Is there a more reliable method of exposing how poor someone is?

What if I haven't played Nintendo since Wii 1?

Eh, I bought one for my kid and its pretty cool to play smash bros while waiting for appointments and stuff together. I've only bought nintendo games for it tho I'm not rebuying shit, and I never owned a wii U so I dont care if theyre remakes or whatever.

Just bought switch lite last month to play Witcher 3 and BOTW, too baad it cant even switch and agreed on inferior stuff. But anyway, as I dont have any gaming rig and I move a lot its been a nice addition to bring all the time.

filed under casual

Same but this thread

Yep, to make the Shitch worth it, it would need a great library of original exclusive titles. Wii U and 3DS were both backwards compatible with the previous TWO generations of hardware, in addition to being able to emulate the earlier ones. Enough to last anyone a decade at least. It should be obvious to anyone what the smart purchase would be between a Switch and a previous-gen Nintendo console or handheld.

if i never owned a wii u and i want to buy one of these rereleases, why does that make me a bad person?

>playing a children’s toy in public

I imagine a big reason why it has sold so much is for its portability. a lot of people are out and about a lot, or just don't have a TV all to themselves.
I bought my switch for that reason and it has gotten far more playtime than my PS4 and my PC.

Depends.
Is it a rerelease of a game you:
1. already own?
2. already played?
3. already beat?

>Playing a childrens toy
>With my child
Are you retarded?

shit thread, op is a fag, etc
but can someone tell me if i change my switch region to japan will the games automatically switch to the regional version? like with the japanese icons and all?

>STOP BUYING THE SWITCH
Lmao

>playing with your child's "toy"
you disgust me

>90% of its exclusives are ports
From a console no one bought, so no, faggot, you try to be smart but you forget the fact that nobody bought the Wii U, and so they are not rebuying these games, they are buying them for the first time.
And yes, everybody is actually playing their games on Switch, as opposed to you, faggot, who spends his nights shitposting about it on Zig Forums. I just played 3 hours of Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze which I bought only once in 2018 when it came out on Switch and it's my third time replaying it because you know the game is just that good.

What a colossal faggot, I am embarrassed that I share this board with your ilk.

the only game i played beforehand was mario kart 8. i never did get to play the dlc tracks so i bought mk8dx. guess that makes me a cucksoomer

Filed under casual AND low IQ.

Yep. Not only did you buy the same game twice but you decided to pay for the "privilege" to play peer-to-peer online games. Truly cringey.

Thought so faggot.
Just buy a Switch already and play them games, even the Paper Mario is actually good, Luigi's Mansion 3 was fucking amazing. There's no press R to compose haiku bullshit or press R to watch gay porn.

What games do you play?

Why are there so many switch seethe threads? (I mean, more than usual)

I have one. I played some amount of Astral Chain before getting bored of how repetitive and style-over-substance it is. Might finish it eventually but it grew dull.
Then Ring Fit Adventure is pretty decent to get some light exercise in between real workouts without going outside.
Youkai Watch 4 and Odyssey are on the backlog.
Other than that there's almost nothing interesting that I couldn't play in a better form on my Wii U or 3DS. Like your censored #FE, or your Xenoblade that looks worse than the Wii version? Go ahead and play those, but don't defend the fact that anyone older than 12 can play most decent Switch games elsewhere.

Right now I am playing Riviera on my WonderSwan Color and Bokura no Taiyou on GBA, use Ring Fit occasionally as cardio substitute, and I have some Steam and emulated Famicom games on hold.

Why even bother with the switch if you're gonna dismiss half of it's games as casual? Jesus Christ download some Mario and have fun for a change

Because non-casuals own more than one console.

>weebshit

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>still thinking that's derogatory when Western media is all trannyshit

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I bought a Switch in 2018 because of the zelda, dkctp and mario kart ports because the Wii U was dead and I always ended up playing more on portables.

Yeah, it's a great casual console. But the games became too expensive in my country so I hacked my switch. I dont regret it because I never liked playing online, but i have to admit that updating the firmware everytime there's an ACNH update is a real drag.

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I don't get your point

buying games? on the switch? dont you guys have a paper clip?

I dont play games, i complain about them here while I wait for tyrone to fill his nutsack again so I can suck his great and thick cock