From passable hack and slash to The Last of Us: Dude Vikings LMAO edition

From passable hack and slash to The Last of Us: Dude Vikings LMAO edition

I fucking hate this shit game

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I liked it

Cinematic thought provoking dramatic mature moviegames are HERE, TO, STAY.

Boring, thats why i moved to Nintendo consoles after being a big Sony fan.

Quite enjoyable to say the least. Hang yourself from the nearest tree OP

I hate how the greek mitology isn't worldwide anymore. They kinda fucked the lore.

memes aside, the story isn't thought provoking. "haha revenge bad" is a plot so simple that Warcraft's been spending the past two decades shitting it out repeatedly along with everything else. Even DMC 5 ends that way. As for fatherhood, cumming in a woman then figuring out you're meant to show affection to your semen grown homunculus is pretty obvious

why are fatherhood and rational approaches to violence alien concepts to game journalists?

If it's so boring why are you all so obsessed with it and want ellie to kill abby?

It's not our problem if you have shit taste.

I didn't like the Last of Us 1 man, I was never even interested in 2. The last good game naughty dog made was Crash Bandicoot 3

nu kratos is a faggot cuck

I don't like
>No jumping
>Combat has less variety
>Shitty AI partner
>Pacing is shit
>Trying to make me give a damn about Kratos NOW 4 games in
>Toned down graphic violence

Based.

How was it in any way comparable to TLOU?

dad game

over the shoulder camera = TLOU apparently

>Trying to make me give a damn about Kratos NOW
Did you not play the first three?
>Toned down graphic violence
???
>Shitty AI partner
All he does it help and can't die.

They're both shit

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>Did you not play the first three?
Yes I did, jackass. I liked Kratos, but he wasn't a good character. He was a raged fueled child blaming the gods for his actions, and that's okay. NuKratos tries to do this stoic old man "I regret my youth" vain attempt at a character arc this late in the series.
>???
Yeah, they did. Less blood, less graphic. Compare ANY of the kills in 4 to Helios getting his head ripped off.
>All he does is help
Oh wow, press to make him shoot arrows. I get tired of AI babysitting in gaming now. It's all so samey with shit "witty" banter

Someone got filtered by the valkyrie.

why would anyone watch DMC rather than play DMC?

>Game forces players to walk at a snails pace, look at random objects, and talk with characters before it will actually give players back control to actually PLAY the fucking game
Walking sims taking story>gameplay has become cancer

>but he wasn't a good character.
Kinda the point. Especially by the end of 3.
>Compare ANY of the kills
Thor's sons? Hell, all of Baldur's interactions are far more brutal. But yes, there's less jam flying about.
>Oh wow, press to make him shoot arrows. I get tired of AI babysitting in gaming now. It's all so samey with shit "witty" banter
Did you not play it or something? There's no babysitting. He can't die. And yes, he does shoot arrows. That's the help. Do you want Artreus to play the game for you or something.
Not sure what you mean by "witty banter" either. Except maybe with the head.

>Why is GoW not a bullet hell?!
>Game is broken

>The Last of Us: Dude Vikings LMAO edition
I remember when people actually put in effort before shitposting.
Now we get faggot shit like this were it's 100% obvious you've never even played the game.

I think it would have been better as a viking father raising his son. Kratos doesn't really fit with this whole coming of age father-son story. He's a warrior. Killing is what he's for.

>Kinda the point.
What point? He learned hope to kill Zeus and still fucked over the world. His revenge was over, and killed himself as a final fuck you. Frankly the series should have ended there. But no we get "see Kratos is so deep now" fuck you.
>Thors sons
Weak. Don't know what the fuck you're talking about. The series was build on ridiculous gore and absurdity
>Did you not play
Oh the classic "Y-You didn't play it!" defense. I beat the game asshole. It doesn't matter if he can die or not, I hate being shackled to AI fuckwits only there to spew shit dialogue I don't care about.
It's called pacing, asshole

Why should I spend money on Dark Souls but dadgame?

>His revenge was over, and killed himself
He didn't kill himself though. You see him escape at the end. Logically there's going to be consequence from it all. Sounds like you need to learn about power creep, too.
>Frankly the series should have ended there
No one is forcing you to play them.
>Weak.
Again, he beats the everloving shit out of Baldur several times beyond the point of absurdity. And the dragon, and Thor's sons. But you're upset because there's just less jam in the QTE kills.
>I hate being shackled to AI fuckwits
The head or Artreus? Because the latter barely says boo. And you're hardly "shackled" too him when there's no downside.
Or you could just play it on mute, so your delicate sensibilities aren't upset.

GoW needs a reboot. They did the old kratos thing like old snake in mgs4. But we need to go back to angry kratos.

>Only bullet hel games have good pacing!
>It's everyone elses fault if i play something other than them!

stop posting bait in my bait thread

BOI

Unironically has more gameplay than the braindead button mashing original games

Yeah you didn't play it

Let me guess, this was your first GoW game, and you went back to play the rest afterwards or just watched them on Youtube? Because you sound like an apologetic faggot. Fuck me for liking what made GoW good I guess