Game doesn't let you own a donkey companion

>useful
Fair and true.
>cute
What the fuck are you smoking?

donkeys are cute you dumb fuck
youtu.be/TZzqn_DLWYs

Age of Mythology
Dungeon Siege
Dota 2
Only examples I can think of

I want to fuck a male donkey!

go talk to your father

Arknights!

No, they aren't. They're pack animals, just beasts of burden and that's it.

>They're pack animals
>just beasts of burden
female donkeys can produce milk that is right on par with human breast milk, can also be turned into soap or other skin care/beauty products or sold off for a pretty hefty sum of money. beasts of burden my ass..

>female donkeys can produce milk that is right on par with human breast milk
Have you ever drank human breast milk after you grew up? Doesn't taste good.
>can also be turned into soap
Just like any glyceride, not special.
>other skin care/beauty products
Vanity is for women.
They're beasts of burden, they're pretty good ones but they're still just beasts of burden.

Thats strange.

THEY ARE CUTE!! CUUUUUTE!!!

t.former donkey owner

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Dude, they aren't cute.

they really are, but using that picture is disingenuous, most animals are cute when they're babies!

I wish I had a donkey, they seem cool. Same with Alpacas.

Alpacas aren't cool, they're assholes but donkeys are cool, they can carry a lot of stuff.

They're used to protect horses and other livestock. These motherfuckers mess up coyotes

But Im an asshole, we'd get along famously.

Check out this city slicker

Alpacas if raised with humans, become niggers. That's why you shouldn't play with them so it won't think it's a human.

>game doesn't let you fuck a female orc

>Alpacas if raised with humans, become niggers.
I need a further explanation desu

For me, it's gotta be goats.

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>play RDR2
>stumble across donkey
>can actually ride it
>it's the greatest thing ever
>Arthur Morgan and his mighty donkey are gonna rule the plains
>can't put saddle on it
>spend 2 hours searching how to make the donkey your main mount
>realize Rockstar doesn't want you to have a donkey because that would be too silly for their totally srs please make a movie out of it gaem
>refund the game and leave scathing review which gets 100s of likes
>know I personally caused rockstar to lose at least 9-10 potential customers
>I just wanted a donkey

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It was the same thing when I found out you couldn't stable a deer in botw

Don't be weird, user