Halo takes place 500 years in the future. 500 years.
Why is the UNSC literally just the US military of the 21st century? Why are they all speaking 21st century American English? Why is Sergeant Johnson literally just a 21st century American drill sergeant stereotype?
Is it American propaganda about America being eternal, or is it just the worst world-building of all time?
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Because Halo was made by a bunch of dweebs who loved 80s sci-fi movies like Aliens and Predator and they wanted to make something they thought was entertaining and cool.
>american devs loosely base their fictional military on the american military
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I don't think world history or politics is discussed in-depth in the series.
Tell us user how humans will speak in the future.
Yeah Zig Forums, why was a game written 500 years prior written with dialogue from 500 years prior?
By current trends, via some form of devolved sub-english and memes.
This but with Chinese.
Go make your own Halo then with “mighty” yuropean army.
Because a bunch of it was inspired by the movie Aliens.
Nearly all mutt media (games, movies, tv shows) is jewmutt army propaganda.
They just pandering to the largest demographic, murrican Xbox buyers.
No one uses complex languages if they don't have to. Seriously, this has always been the case if you don't believe me look up the confluence of languages in the fertile crescent. Humans trend towards ease of use, not complexity.
So thats why Humans suck dick in Halo and can't win anything in fair fight. Because they are modeled after US army.
The Finns actually have a capable military though. They still have conscription as well.
You know that you can’t post the n-word on the blue board? ;)
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They can't even win a fight when the odds are favoured towards them.
>n-word
go back
UNSC capital is Sydney Australia
Did you miss all the aussie marines?
this shit was produced at the height of the Iraq War, you are just realizing this now? I mean just look at the Covenant.
what's a vpn?
So the mutts have just magically taken over earth? Where did the bongs go? The germans? Chinks? The fucking Russians? Ze Germans? the jews?
What the fuck?
alright it's gloobish gotchu
>Fun fact, you lost, Karelia is Russian land.
makes sense as australia is just a terrestrial aircraft carrier for america
The guy that voices the grunts is a self-proclaimed hack. That's all there is to it.
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>Oi crickey you cunts, I'm proposing a legislation to increase military spendings so we can bash those alien cunts
Whoa, excuse me. Just posting an image about video games. Nothing to worry about.
No. It is not. Infact in 2550, the United States of America is a 3rd world shit hole similar to Eastern Europe level of Poverty and all the superpower have shifted to Africa and South American Nations
>Super Soldiers who can fall from orbit and survive while wearing armor that can withstand ridiculous amounts of force
>FTL travel
>Advanced AI
Humans would likely be more advance but it isnt completely out of the question for the time period they're in