Fuuuck I hope I never have to repair my controller

Fuuuck I hope I never have to repair my controller...

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i hate those triggers

You’d fuck up anyway

Sony is doing people a favor

Who the fuck repairs controllers. Get a job

I think you can stick a little pin in that hole in the back and it should enable you to pop the shell off and work on it

What if the white part is a shell?

I repair my mouses. They're all EOL though.

But my job is to repair controllers...

>repairing controllers
>controller breaks on you
lmao yes a very likely scenario.

It doesn't matter. You can use Xbone controllers with Xbox one x. Should already have a backup or two lying around

>They're all EOL though
in other words get a job

jej

well at least it's not as bad as the stadia controller
>oy vey goy, don't repair, keep on consooming. We'll take away your options for repair just to be sure a la apple
you are what's wrong with the world schlomo

This is another part of killing the physical market. They're attacking used games by pushing digital and the controllers are to attack people who sell refurbished stuff.

Just hope the battery isn't hot garbage this time around.

Sony is just doing the same thing Google is doing. Every controller will come with a microphone that is always hot, and they really don't want people to crack it open to snip those wires.

heh

Sony just cant help making shitty controllers.

>sonic welding and bigass clips being normalized on controllers
Fuck this gay industry.

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>it's the same on the xbox /ss/ controller
why

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>Every controller will come with a microphone

This is a stupid fucking idea.
Literally who would use this?

The advertising companies.

>Every console will come with a microphone

This is a stupid fucking idea.
Literally who would use this?

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I think I'll fill the mic port with glue when I get one to play Horizon.

I was considering getting a DualSense for my PC, but if it's gonna have a constantly hot mic and be enclosed in a welded or massively clipped enclosure then fuck them. because they're assholes I bet they even have the mic mechanism set up inside in such a way that you can't remove it without fucking something else up.

>Literally who would use this
3 letter agencies first and data collection for targeted ad purposes second

And then there wasn't a single good "blow in the mic" section in any DS game ever, because it was a shit idea to begin with.

>And then there wasn't a single good "blow in the mic" section in any DS game ever
>what is guitar hero

True to Nintendo form, they actually made innovative games that used it.
Sony absolutely will not, hardly any games even use the touchpad for anything other than an extra button to press.

I've never had a sony controller fail, have had a couple xbox controllers fail.

Nintendo is always the exception to the rule.

Normiecore on the level of Fifa and Madden, who would touch that shit?

sonybros...

Not gonna work