first impressions from a PC fag
console retards shilled this as the best game of whatever year it was released so i decided to download it
>shooting robots is pretty cool, i like weakpoints
>melee is alright
>robot design is nice
but
>its graphically less impressive than Witcher 3 from fucking 2015, foliage looks ok tho
>every character just looks so fucking ugly, the only ok model is maybe the MC
>the game is very visually noisy, especially with those goddamn holograms
>the story looks like its going to be boring trash, cinematography is very shitty
>dialogue is unbearably cringy, especially in sidequests, people speak like they are the real robots
>game seems to be designed for vegetables, every climbable element is marked, characters keep saying hints over and over, everybody always praises the MC for doing basic shit
am i supposed to be impressed?
First impressions from a PC fag
>game seems to be designed for vegetables
It's a console game, what do you expect.
It's a shoddy port of a 3 year old game. Why would you think it's supposed to be impressive. It was impressive 3 years ago when the PS4 was pushing those graphics. Not now.
nobody said it's good by pc standards
Bought this on PS4 for $20, but got bored and quit halfway through it. Pirated it on PC, but it actually runs worse. There are like, little hiccups that happen constantly. It's so distracting.
Both HZD and Witcher 3 are garbage. Play some real games like Bloodborne, Sekiro, Devil May Cry 5 etc.
it's the shittiest ps4 exclusive by far nobody on ps4 even likes this thank fuck the good ps4 exclusives (which shit all over any pc game ever made) are still exclusive
name one (1)
bloodborne
Remember when sony ponies acted like this game could compete with BotW?
alright
name another one (1)
yep, torrented the game to see if my PC's capable, it is. played the game for 30 mins. Same old open-world bs. Hide in grass, crouch makes less noise, feels like AC.
And what's up with the voice acting and audio in cutscenes? Look like something out of a 2008 youtube video.
Ah yes, bending reality in your 5iq brain so that you seem like the "ultra giga chad" and everyone else is "the crying neckbeard wojak"
>Now they will excuse the game for not being being a masterpiece like they claimed it to be.
I don't know man, you can more or less excuse graphics, but not the game it self. Zelda is as good today as in 2017.
God of War has 94 and 9.2, it barely functions as an action game, you need to be mentally handicapped to find it a masterpiece.
As a SonBro I'm kinda sad PCfags are dismissing this GOTY of 2017.
It's a really good game with great story.
Can't wait to play the second one soon to come out on PS5.
>buy for good price at egs
>dude wait 10-15 minutes while we scan for the best graphical settings lmao
>why when i can just change them again later?
>don't worry about it
>game finally starts
>aloy can't run straight
>no option to toggle aim
>refund.png
whats so good about it guy?
You do understand that SONY drones HAVE to push these exclusives as if they where something trully great because they need the reafirmation don´t you? they need to convince themselves they didn´t just buy the same console twice (PS4 + PS4 pro meaning spent 700/800 bucks) for like 5 mediocre games. Cut them some slack.
thje dinosaurs look like michael bay transformers garbage and the story and voice acting is embarassing. i fucking hate zoomers and their idiot games.
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Get some broader tastes
Except that it's not. As someone that played it on PS4, it's not a good game. The mechanics are passable, but that's it. The story on the other hand it outright bad. It's just so boring. Want a good open world game on PS4? Play God of War or Spider-Man and literally only those.
>console retards shilled this as the best game
no one shilled this as anything except for critics, who almost invariably praise AAA faggotry no matter what. you must be a fucking retard
How is the audio in the pc port? I always got a headache when playing the game for more than a hour on ps4. I guess the robots sounds fuck with my ears in some way. Also is the draw distance better on the pc version? I remember everything looking like shit 50m away.
>the game is very visually noisy, especially with those goddamn holograms
>game seems to be designed for vegetables, every climbable element is marked, characters keep saying hints over and over, everybody always praises the MC for doing basic shit
Did you remember to edit your waypoint options in the menu? Not having those distract me the whole game helped a little.
>nooo, you can't have refined taste, you have to like every garbage game that comes out!!! what do you mean you don't want to waste your time reading text and some nonsensical feminist basedboy story?!?!?! story is important part of a game!!!
filtered by the sacred land tuorial
Why are human enemies even in the game? They are the most pathetic enemies. Never felt satisfied fighting them.
Because they gotta make the white guy evil and to do that you need humans. All the negros are the the good guys. I don't even know why they bothered to make Aloy white.
spotted the burger
anyone else have no voice audio? Did I accidentally delete the english bin from fitgirl?
Ghost of Tsushima is badass
actually shit port
just borrow a ps4 pro and play it
>Generic 3rd person open world game that appeals to the lowest common denominator gets good scores
oh golly gee