Questions for souls twinks

Why?
Whats fun about easy victories to make the game unfun for everyone else?
How many cocks do you suck every day?
Cant you play the game normally?

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>twinks are a problem
>not 802lvl password summons gank squads

lol just hit alt+f4 loser

Git gud

Farm those seeds, my man. Make the reds work for you.

Also, just don't be human/online in two areas of the game. Also, just summon people. If it's not your first or second playthrough, you know how to beat each boss, so have some fun and hang out with others. They wouldn't put their signs down if they didn't want to.

Thats twinking with extra steps
I didnt even mention summons schizo
Take your meds

Can’t you just turn off PVP?

It's really simple guy, git gud

Im trying to do a coop playthrough with 2 of my mates coz 2 if us finally got a good pc but every time we try progress we get twinked or occasionally a hacker invades
Thankfully the one (maybe 2, unsure) hackers that invaded didn't fuck our characters with hacked items

>Thats twinking with extra steps
You don't know what twinking is, you faggot.
>I didnt even mention summons schizo
If you are invaded, you are summoning, you faggot.
>Take your meds
you first, you faggot.

How can i "git gud" when someone with late game gear keeps fucking up my progress of "gitting gud"
Fucking twinks, my god

>Im trying to do a coop playthrough with 2 of my mates
You suck if you cant kill a twinker 3vs1. Just don't play this game.

>3 low level players cant kill 1 player with smough armor and Dragonslayer greataxe
Its unfun and draws players away from the game
Stop twinking

Another stealth DS2 thread?

>Hosts cannot be invaded in the first areas if he did not summon a white phantom beforehand.
>Hosts are put in a queue, with the hosts with the most white phantom being more likely to be invaded than hosts playing solo.
>The earliest covenant you can join summons a blue phantom to defeat an invader.
>You can't invade people with weapons 3 level above theirs.
>Invader can't be higher level than host.
>Host has an HP and Estus advantage over invader.
Dark Souls 3 has every precaution in place to prevent invasions from hurting players who are just starting out.

>If you are invaded, you are summoning
What did he mean by this?

seeds last like 45 sec now

I get invaded at least once or twice per playthrough even when I am solo. I like to invade myself, so I can usually whip these twinking faggots' asses, but that doesn't mean that the omnipresent twink spam isn't a annoying.

wahhhhhh it's not like DS2222 wahhhhh

Hasnt stopped us getting invaded by a dude with fully upgraded estus and smough set

>solve twinking with soul memory
>introduce agape ring
>twinks return

Game uses a priority queue. You're most likely to be invaded if you've summoned a white phantom. This means most invasions are going to be host + white phantom vs. red phantom.

>solve twinking with soul memory
Dumb nigger is dumb.

I purple invade for my low level twink character to kill white/gold summons. I have a bunch of seeds in case they are alone that I drop to help out. I kill other invaders. Rarely do I kill the host. Its just autism really.

Even in my first playthrough on ps4 without any coop i got invaded by plenty of twinks

It's fun to be an obstacle for the host.

Mostly to have fun with my gimmick builds. Having a poison build invading the undead settlement will never stop being fun.

Be a non-cocksmoking faggot by just being good at pvp with actual low level gear

It’s partly for the challenge of completing ‘higher level’ content at low levels and partly because having a ‘fair fight’ in souls is wildly inconsistent and usually comes down to bullshit phantom hits, meanwhile twinking has no pretense of fair play and is a lot of fun (and that fun is also entirely one-sides but what can you do?)

>always pick blue damsel covenant
>activate dried finger
>find good hiding spot, typically outside of intended map boundaries, using stretch out or curl up
>go afk