"I'm all for keeping the rules simple, after all most of Sony's audience is."

He rags on everybody, that's half his gimmick. It's a consequence of self-loathing, but it can be pretty humorous, especially in this context.
He's made a career out of brevity. Shit's pretty brilliant.

>>SkillUp
>>Angry Joe
>>Jim Sterling
the other three guys I've never heard about but these three are utter shit. They're so bad that Angry Joe is the best out of the three.

SkillUp is based though

Thing is unlike a lot of others who have similar gimmicks there is actual good insight to be found in many of his rants.

His Ghost of Tsushima review he was pretty much the only reviewer that actually brought up the "AAA template" and how games like GOW Tomb Raider and Far Cry used to have distinct playstyles before being turned into "open world " games with stealth , faux rpg elements and fucking crafting and how it's getting fucking tiring. GOT is basically the same thing Sony's been putting out this whole gen with a different coat of paint.

>Jim sterling

A fat retard that panders to other resetera retards, go back

skillup is the most normie tier shit you can find. That is literally his shtick, he's the guy you never remember you've met earlier.
I have no idea why this dude is making vidya content, he's fucking clueless and repeats general opinions, can't find an original thought to save his life.

>ShillUp is based though
YIKES

His reviews are spot on though. He was the only one to call out BotW as the mediocre barren openworld Ubishit-lite trash it was

I won't deny he was based when he caused massive seethe with his reviews, but that was a long time ago

yeah but I had to unsubscribe to him because he's spamming daily content where he has nothing smart to day. He should just stick to reviewing games, it's the only thing he's good at.

Other than his cringe tier skits, Angry Joe's videos are pretty good. His 2 hour long takedown on Anthem was kino

So your taste has gotten worse

>>>/incel/

I still don't understand why BotW was so highly rated. I borrowed my sister's Switch and got bored with it in 3 hours. Seriously, I'd rather have any Ubisoft open world game than BotW

Stop spamming your shit here. We know nobody even watches your videos anymore, try to find something else to do man.

kek you know he's right sonybro. you're dumb lmao

It's not for people with attention deficit disorder.

Like him or not, he's been very consistent on both the humor and the type of opinions he spouts.

How has this guy survived doing literally the same shit for 13 years? His lol so randumb schtick got old a decade ago

so who's it for then?

People without attention deficit disorder.

because there's nothing better?

>empty world where you just go to shrines and get korok seeds

Wow 10/10 amazing

>actually a writer in real life
>actually a game designer in real life
>does insightful and educated commentary and critique on video games and other similar hobbies
>does so with a dry and dark sense of humor
>"lol he only had lol so randum schtick"
Fucking brainlets I swear, Yahtzee is the most qualified and entertaining vidya reviewer currently active, easily top 5 of all time

Its been three years and you're STILL seething about it. Get over it you fucking zoomer

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>Perturbed Pablo and Markiplier
you regressed

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Yahtzee is a trooper, got to give him that. He's been doing this shit for ages and never made a spectacle of himself or tried to become le Internet celebrity outside of his lane. ZP hasn't made me laugh for a while now tbdesu but I still watch it for mild entertainment

Le epic contrarian opinions attract the incels.

Jealous?

>e-celeb garbage
Kill yourself faggot.

Can you repeat that without his cock on your mouth

I can see why you like botw

keep saying it

The fact that you took mine list of objective facts as wanking off shows how insecure you are. Why haven't you made anything out of your life user?

I see why you dislike it.

>lol so randumb schtick
No, it's British and sophisticated schtick while talking about video games. I tried watching one of his videos and couldn't handle the tonal whiplash.

>contrarian opinions
this is the man who thought Bioshock Infinite was an incredible game

Jenny Nicholson is the best reviewer. I just wish she reviewed video games

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Are you him or do you consider his "success" as your own or some shit? Your posts are weird, mate.

and why is that?

He's calling you snoys "simple".

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I love how much Yahtzee makes people seethe. Just look at all the angry Snoys in this thread just from one simple line.

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>NOOOO! YOU CAN’T CRITICIZE MY FOOD UNLESS YOU’RE A CHEF!!!
Grow up, kid. Simping over a guy like Yahtzee is unbelievably pathetic.

>this thread

Holy shit. Is there anything you idiots won't argue about? I'm going back to /x/ where the posters aren't fucking retarded

> Things are not allowed to be entertaining

Got it

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>finding e-celebs "entertaining"

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>Simping over a guy like Yahtzee
This retarded term isn't even a year old and it's already being misused to the point of meaninglessness.

user, they think fairies are real or something.

Jim Sterling is literally just worse Yahtzee

"nooo you can't list his positive traits because it makes me feel insecure about my own life and lack of achievement" is hardly the review of a reviewer you're trying to make your food analogy out to be

He's calling them stupid. Based