Why did I move here... I guess it was the weather

Why did I move here... I guess it was the weather.

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Don't care. I'm still buying Cyberpunk 2077.

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This line will never fail to crack me up. The irony of wishing of cyberpunk and getting a GTA is so delicious on so many levels.

Dude, same here. Except it's the irony in Zig Forums wishing for it to be a GTA flop but instead it's true cyberpunk.

It's not actually true cyberpunk, but it is going to outsell everything CDPR made so far, combined, and this only adds to the irony. I'm actually laughing as I type this.

>true cyberpunk

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how did GTA go from being the gold standard for gaming to a laughingstock on Zig Forums

I was laughing when the PS5 reveal started with this line being said.

You'll note that I actually quoted you there.

How much do they pay you to mindlessly post this?

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what am I supposed to be looking at here

Look at the animations of the shadow, that's what your model looks like during gameplay.

>LA Noir
>its daylight
one job Rockstar

Can't do proper player animation like crysis did long ago.

SEE THIS FLAW

GAME. IS. TRASH.

>game was supposed to release 5 months ago
I wonder what happens when you try to throw a grenade when looking in a mirror? Does your arm recede back into your body like a dog dick?

try it

As he described your fucking autismo point of view.
Thanks for proving youre 16.

I wonder why none of the hundreds of journalists who got to play the game early talked about receding dog dick arms

you literally said it first lmao

bro! dont forget to recharge your scope!

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About as much as they pay mega-autismo user to post the OP.

Anybody else think it's weird how they're focussing so much on "tech weapons" which are just guns with magnets taped to them when we know there's weapons that shoot acid and electric bullets in the game? Do you think they're going to cut that, or is it just not even close to being finished?

It's a date usb not power usb, it's for downloading clips of your headshots for montages.

Explain what I'm looking at with the zoom.

The quite literally mentioned elemental damage bullets (I think it was acid, can't remember exactly) in the last Night City Wire video.

Micro USB port.

Yeah but why aren't they showing them, there's like 4 elements in the game and we've only seen the only weapon class without elemental damage.

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They haven't show any sex scenes either, guess that's gone.
Oh shit, they haven't shown off the main menu either, guess the game doesn't have one.
Whoa.... they haven't shown the ending either. Guess the game is neverending... much like your stupidity for staying such dumb shit.

>gameplay is borderlands
>just confirmed that
>haven't shown a single elemental weapon yet
>supposed to release 5 months ago

gta online and greedcards killing all single player dlc

you mean 3 months, their even aware that melee is absolute trash

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>they're aware the game is trash and unfinished
Okay?

Ay bruh i added some sauce to your masterpiece

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Why is this still funny after the 50th times ?

Ah, makes sense that it would have a charger.

Ahh yes yes i remember the incredible road we had since 2018 and the attempts from shitposter. There is nothing better than seeing TORtanicfags getting fucked in the ass with every major announcement
First it was shit on because it didnt look like GTA now peope say it looks too much like GTA:
Too much sun was dropped entirly because we have shitton of Night sequences by now
The mental gymnastics i see daily on this board make me really happy because i know that some of the idiots are going to be mad as fuck when the game drops and is going to sell like hot cake and getting praised by everybody

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because its true