What's her name, Zig Forums?
Your mother.
user NO
chess
Dwarf Fortress
Jak 2
RDR2
>Open old west world
>Train robbing
>Playing poker
But really, it's just AWFUL fucking controls and shooting plus movie length cutscenes.
Brood war laddering.
GTA Vice City
touhou
Pathologic
B A S E D
any rougelike
pizza
Darkest Dungeon
Quake live. Love it but terrible at it
csgo playing with stoners
left one is a qt :3
Dota 2
most MMO's
Tarkov, easily
How the fuck would we know what this little girl's name is?
Dead by Daylight
Tekken online.
Also kill yourself, Pedofuck.
Persona 3
anything VR
my imouto's cunny
Dark Souls 2
Arkham Knight
Its the best/worst exemples of AAA press 1 button for awsome thing to happen
I knew what I was getting into but I didn't expect it to be that bad given how Asylum and City were full of soul. Only cleared 1 hour of the game so we'll see I guess
>nigger hates looking at white kids
clockwork
All Zachtronics games, or other good puzzle games.
This applies super heavy to any assfaggots, especially dota.
YOU BETTER BACK THAT UP WITH SOME ARGUEMENTS
Shut up faggot.
Any game at this point
Chess pizza is disgusting.
dota 2 easily
>tfw you spent hours theorycrafting builds
>tfw the moment you try them you get mass flamed by everyone in the match, including the opposing team
Warzone for sure.
Rust.
It's the same as all the other games and has just as much depth when you try to clear the combat missions with the highest score. The combat system is great, unless you just button mash like a clown.
Any classic CRPG. I'm too stoopid for that.
Have a hug
New Vegas
Bloodborne
Jurassic world evolution
Divinity OS 1
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING
Splatoon 2/Smashed Brothers
war thunder.
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY
Dark Souls. The first one
He's right. Rockstar makes the same game but with a different skin and people eat it up like hotcakes
Any multiplayer games. The amount of sweats infesting them is getting ridiculous.
dilate
This one or MTGA.
sex
with
octopi
shut up faggot
>liking little girls
>pedo
lolwut
Hotline miami.
Holy shit the game is great, it feels nice and I'm hooked. I like the feel, the story, the music, but goddamn it filters my boomer ass too fucking hard. It takes me like half an hour to get through each level.
Starcraft
It makes me feel like I'm losing control more than anything else.
>getting stressed about splatoon 2
Just jam put to spme tunes and run around with the splooshomatic. Surprisingly effective on all ranked modes, and totally brainless
sex with chino...
Liking little girls means you like child vagina. Liking child vagina makes you a pedophile.
Dark Souls 2 and 3
SimCity
minecraft, I get stuck on trying to think of how i'm going to build something and it just kills me
dragon age origins
TW Warhammer. Fucking cheating AI.
>shut up faggot
Seethe
Yes
RTS games that aren't Command and Conquer
This is my problem with rockstar in general actually. GTA 5 had great driving, but the on foot controls and shooting are abysmal, it makes everything that isnt in a car feel absolutely shit. If they could get their on foot controls for their games to be less floaty and annoying I would actually probably deal with the atrocious load times to play their games.
Yeah, when you put it like that, it definitely sounds like pedophilia.
I have a hard time fathoming how Splatoon 2 can do that. Even if I'm on a big loss streak I have such a good time.
and there's literally nothing wrong with that
>GTA V driving
That's the only thing I do in that game. Load it up, get a sports card or a bike and just do loops around the city while listening to radio or my own music. It's therapeutic.
World of Warcraft
Fuck. Same.
Bloodborne.
I'm decent at ever other souls game, Sekiro, hell even Nioh but there's something about Bloodborne that fucks me up. Which is a shame because I love the setting.
Witcher 3
>left: me when hacking a console and thinking of what games to pirate
>right: me when it’s actually time to play them