What would his life be like today if he hadn't won that competition?

What would his life be like today if he hadn't won that competition?

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definitely better than it is now. Video games and social media are probably the worst things that ever happened to humans.

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the things i would do to this chick

The real question is "What would his life be if that retarded dipshit didn't blow him out of proportion by sending him emails with gay porn to taunt him". Zig Forums i hate people like that faggot like you wouldn't believe. Its one thing to exploit the stupid its another to exploit the mentally handicapped. The fact that this kind of person was seen as an "epic troll" makes me seethe like you wouldn't believe. I think its a side effect of the fact that i work with high functional autists and i do everything in my power to stop them from becoming this

>creative expression and entertainment
>connectivity to any human in the developed world from anywhere at any time
>bad for humanity

It's only bad for degens with no willpower. Get a job.

If he had just been born in 2000 he'd probably have a much happier life without the internet discovering him and ruining his life. He also wouldn't be as shitty a person

Winning the Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstake didn't ruin Chris-chan, Web 2.0 did. The Nintendo 2015 World Championship Final however, ruined the absolute FUCK out of Cosmo Wright.

bluespike was based and did nothing wrong

>actually wanting to connect to the other apes of this planet

Be careful to not become like Cosmo,my friend. You seem to speedrun reading comments.

>allowing other people to think for you, instead of coming up with your own idea of creative expression and what it means to yourself
>being an edgelord implying you are misanthropic, while communicating with other humans on the internet yourself
>not having friends and family that love and care for you, along with a 5'2 qt gf

I've been posting on this board since I was 11 years old (2009), I still managed an education, full time job, a social life and a gf whilst being a degenerate with all you faggots. You have no excuse. Your only response is to call me a normie.

You have been bested, try have a good day
nice trips btw retard

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not very different

>It's only bad for degens with no willpower.
aka most people

once he dies, will he be remembered as a Cautionary tale of how much The internet can fuck you up?
or just another sad story about the downfall of someone who could still be saved?

>Video games and social media are probably the worst things that ever happened to humans.
I think drugs, torture, slavery and war are worse

Will Cosmo ever return? Is there some small part of him still underneath all those hormones? I miss him like you wouldn't believe.

Kiwifarms and Zig Forums took it too far. This guy would be content playing with Legos and Pokemon. There was no reason to dox him and ruin his life with mean spirited trolls like bluespike. The hilarity behind him was that he would react to relatively innocuous comments with great emotion. Now it’s all one note and Kiwifarms have become the very people who enable Chris-Chan.

Both.

>Admits he's way younger than me
>Thinks he knows how life works.
>Thinks having a full time job and a social life mean anything in the long run besides waste time on doing something so others can become rich.
>Still comes to this site.
>Thinks he "bested me" regardless in his entire reply he does not specify why he's still here if he's such an exrovert
Laughable, you bested nothing. You're just another 20 something who thinks you got it all figured out. I'm old enough to be your dad.

Cosmo was a hotshot speedrunner who JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS mindbroke on an international stage in front of Miyamoto and a bunch of Nintendo's other old guard. The loss was so crushing that the resulting victim complex and overwhelming self-pity convinced him to get a sex change and change his name to Narcissa. With the parallel to Narcissism being very deliberate. He stopped speedrunning and decided to just stream himself fucking around in his room while begging for money.

>competition
it was a sweepstakes. It was just handed to him, like everything else in his life.

I’ve been posting on this board since 2004 when lowtax banned me for one reason or another and I was 20 at the time. I’ll be your father figure you so desperately crave, but you gotta empty dad’s balls first.

Realistically, Sonichu ruined his life. It's the reason Zig Forums found him

Absolutely based.
I really wonder how can someone even fuck up their life with some of the greatest socialization tools ever to be made available to them.

>2009
Look at this newfag and laugh. Gonna end his life with my 30 year old virgin powers brb.

>I've been posting on this board since I was 11 years old

Ban him retroactively please.

What is happening here?

he needed better parents, that is what he needed.

BTFOd so hard that he trooned the fuck out: youtube.com/watch?v=bX1ccFY6XAs

Was John Numbers a douche or a loser or something?

Nothing. His pathetic and disillusioned brain would've latched on to anything otherworldly, as he is mentally unable to comprehend reality; a point that stands without sonic being in the question.

No, some anons who actually knew him posted pics of him and things just snowballed from there.

Trollshielding trannies have done more damage to chrischan than any of the early sagas ever did.

Winning the contest might have fucked his brain into thinking that he deserved the most without putting any effort into anything but what really ruined his life was his unrestricted unsupervised access to the internet. I know his parents were just way too old but he really needed someone to check his internet activity and pull the plug before he put his entire life out there.

>projecting on a mongolian basket weaving forum
lmao

Chris did not deserve anything which has happened to him. He's an autist who was selected by people who just want to see how far someone falls. I did find it funny at first but it's not funny to fuck with people's lives— especially when they do not have the mental capacity to realize it fully.

>old enough to be some 20yo's dad
>self-admitedly a no friends, no job fucking loser
>still posting on Zig Forums
Honestly, killing yourself would be less pathetic at this point

Aren’t you old enough to realise that’s nothing to be proud of then?
>I wasted more time on this shithole than u!

John FUCKING Number is the destroyer of worlds. He turns straight men faggot and dykes into cum thirsty harlots. He is John FUCKING Numbers and it all adds up in his world.

Unfortunately the undeveloped world prioritized internet over stability so we're stuck with third worlders and pajeets shitting up the internet.

kiwifarms is fucking gay now

cringe post

This.
He was clearly not well. But when the trolls and the trannies started to put pressure on him, he started to change because he thought he'd be more likable.
If someone more positive was in his life, he'd probably be atleast somewhat aware to watch out for people on the internet.
I blame society if anything.

No, he just crushed Cosmo at Mario Maker. It's laughable how poorly Cosmo played.

is this actually him?

>he truly, truly thinks age = wisdom
>he truly, truly believes time outweighs experience
>he truly, truly thinks coming to this site is an insult when he does it himself, at a far older age
>he truly, truly believes he knows my profession
>he honestly, thinks within himself that I am an extrovert for having connections outside of the internet

You have been bested, old man.

>Under 18

His soul got raped kiddo
youtube.com/watch?v=bX1ccFY6XAs

She's touching herself and basically MODS MODS MODS

Sounds like all the extra years you have you wasted creating and reinforcing delusions that prevented you from achieving anything substantial.

>He can't grasp what an introvert is.
>On the fucking internet.
You see the flaw? If you're such an extrovert, fuck off.
>Thinks friends mean jack shit when you're older and they'll be around forever.
Literally. Fucking. Hilarious. You got a lot of growing up kiddo.

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John FUCKING Numbers!

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I’m an honest-to-god university instructor finishing a doctorate in a few months in something other than liberal arts and my name is passed around the halls of Congress in regards to certain bits of the global economy. I’ve presented to three US presidents and a prime minister of the U.K.

You’re a fag and a nigger. Deal with it. Enjoy your (you) while I’m drunk in Texas building COVID-19 practices that will be ignored after the election.

Is that a guy?

>he truly, truly thinks age = wisdom
This is bait, this has to be bait. You think you're wiser than me? How? Based on what exactly? life isn't that complicated.
>he truly, truly believes time outweighs experience
Samething as above, you're just repeating yourself really.
>he truly, truly thinks coming to this site is an insult when he does it himself, at a far older age
It's for adults, where else would I be?
>he truly, truly believes he knows my profession
I could give a fuck less what your profession is. Must not be that big of a deal if you still need to come here.
>he honestly, thinks within himself that I am an extrovert for having connections outside of the internet
That's literally what an extrovert means. You're fucking stupid.

Who the fuck is this again and why does this goblina look so familiar?

Games are fine. It's social media that's ruined people.

>wahh ive been hurt by friends so ive decided that any scenario involving friendship is fruitless
Honestly you sound more like a child than anyone else in this thread.

He was just some unassuming Jewish kid from Queens who trounced a professional speedrunner at Mario Maker.

You think you’d be less sensitive after over a decade here lmao

So whats gonna happen to Chris when Barb kicks the bucket?

I don’t condone everything that’s been done to him, but don’t act like Chris is some innocent martyr. He’s a genuinely shitty person.

This. They refused to acknowledge that their son had a real problem. Every time it was downplayed as "high functioning autistic".

Your dreams of grandeur are laughable at best.

Achieving what? What makes you think life is about achieving anything beyond your primary needs? I have no desire to work my way up some corporate ladder with added responsibilities. I could give a fuck less if the whole thing burns down.
I do my job, I get paid. Simple process. My worth is not measurable by financial gain.

You're just making wild assumptions to fit your narrative. You must be a liberal.

It almost seems like cosmo threw the competition. Like he knew it was over before it began

He’ll get some form of tiny inheritance from whatever Barab and Bibs estate is worth after tearing everything down. Then government pension for retards who can’t support themselves through work. Maybe even a care home if he’s completely useless. Not like he has friends to rely on is it.

Either a ween takes him in or he dies on the streets.

This. All I can see when I look at Chris is someone who's been utterly failed by the authority figures in his life. He needed someone to keep him supervised and in check, and now it's far too late to do any kind of damage control. I'm sure his parents didn't have any kind of support system either, aside from having some money tossed their way every month.

He literally has high functioning autism though. What he has is considered high functioning

>Whats Cosmo's story?

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>They refused to acknowledge he had a real problem.
>They downplayed it.
Are you fucking reading what you're typing?

I think this is where you kids say “cope”, but I advise you to learn how to deal with it.

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I'm one of those three US presidents and I thought you were a big unprofessional crybaby with a funny voice and bad posture when I met you.