Monkey’s paw thread

You know the drill

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I wish Intel's upcoming dGPUs are high performance and fairly priced

I wish to combine Calypso and the Monkey's Paw

I wish femdom was the standard interaction between male and female characters in all videogames

granted but drivers are worse than amd's

I wish for Fromsoft to release a new Lost Kingdoms game

granted, the fujos go into overdrive and every thread about any game is derailed by Zig Forumsposting about le trannies

I wish all gacha games were gone

I wish that pokemon would go back to its former glory and be as good as it used to be

"Sonic Adventure 3"
There's just no logical scenario where we get that game and it's anything but a rushed, heaping pile of garbage.

granted, but you are too old to play and must work every day instead of playing them

I wish Morrowind got a remake

Granted, but its in the right thread

>Implying I won't sneak the handheld into my office and play them while the boss isn't looking

Granted.
It will be even more casual than Skyrim.

granted, but its mobile only

>I want a new dungeon keeper!
>DK3 releases on mobile
I'm so fucking sorry anons

Granted
Every game now has gacha mechanics, so gacha isn't its own genre and they "disappear" but now it's in every game

>every thread about any game is derailed by Zig Forumsposting about le trannies
So nothing changes?

Granted but all the females are female (male) and have zero interest in being bottom.

I wish ALL PC games ran without stuttering, crashes and frame rate issues if poorly optimised.

I wish that ship girls actually existed

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I wish Infantry Online were remade with unlimited funding thrown at Yankee to make it a fully realized 3rd person shooter

Granted but now every game is turn based with 8bit graphics.

I want a new traditional Banjo-Kazooie game.

Granted but they're not cute and you're still a virgin.

I wish for Zig Forums to become a good board again

Granted, you get a copy of Yooka-Laylee

Granted. Only games that push "politically correct" messages are allowed to function.

I often think about cloning anal flesh as it is very soft and smooth material that would make for a great blanket. Although it would have to be a living blanket that you would have to feed and keep alive. Still nice to feel it throb and clench around you as you fall asleep.

I just wanna be happy again

granted but it will only last 2 days

Kek.

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FUCK. that's a good one lmao

Yooka-Laylee wasn't a Banjo-Kazooie game though.

I wish Geoff Keighly to be openly mocked for the monstrous shill that he truly is.

Granted. But he gets a million dollars afterward.

he already is

Not to the point where he thinks to himself, "Wow, maybe I should stop acting like anything and everything that happens that involves video games in any capacity is a call to an unironic gamer uprising,"