Fall Guys- Zero Servers Edition

Reminder that it is your duty to eliminate furfags at every opportunity

Attached: 1597090268389.webm (960x540, 361.26K)

Other urls found in this thread:

clips.twitch.tv/AgitatedHandsomeLorisPastaThat
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Why am I always getting disconnected when trying to quit after being eliminated?

why is this game even popular
it looks like a free unity game
is this another flavor of the month we payed twitch streamers insane money to play our game then we go bankrupt type of scenario?

What happens if I just troll all game and just hold people so they can't win?

>first round is slime climb
>only 3 of us qualify
Truly the biggest shitter filter.

Its fun when it works.

This. It also takes forever to get 60 people, I assume shit's fucked and not the game being dead.

STOP bullying yellow
This is my LAST warning

>edition
stop that

Attached: 1565585128682.png (288x464, 216.86K)

I wasn't able to get past the start screen a couple times a little while ago, even closing and reopening the game. Are people having trouble logging in?

No

>don't get filtered by the first one and don't do the shortcut
>point you camera up at the falling balls, easy
>when you get to the part 3 with the two platforms pushing off, by the time you get there they will both be at the same position. Don't jump. Wait until they push once more, and once again, and you can pretty much walk across without effort
>on the escalators, just run forward in a north-west direction (north being the end goal). Use the bars to push you further in to the goal-side wall.
>Three yellow cylinders, just take you time. No advice possible for this one really
>hammers and slime are easy, just keep momentum and let the hammers push you forward
>for 4 pushing platforms, just take one at a time. I got across them without stopping once, but it's rare to get it at the exact right moment
>last slime doesn't have any advice either, except for if there is someone waiting at the finish line to push you off and there's another guy right beside you, let the guy beside you go first.

What exactly do people find hard about slime climb?

>recurring thread can become a non-recurring thread if you opt out a funny title
My bad.

It takes two people to fuck.

Mods are autistic and anything that even closely resembles a general in the OP will be deleted.

Can someone tell me why the FUCK Perfect Match, Roll Out, and Block Party aren't first round games?

Attached: 1468035416355.png (320x420, 122.88K)

I wish the playlist didn't have 50% shit games on it

obligatory seething nin.toddler entering the thread

Recruit a partner before queuing up so you get placed on a better team.

I didn't get my rewards twice in a row. If I don't see my crown when I next play I'll be mildly annoyed.

i guess that works too

Attached: FallGuys_client 2020-08-08 16-55-45.webm (1920x1080, 2.86M)

Bro... just five minutes ago

>last game is tail tag
>steal the tail from initial guy
>manage to keep it for a minute straight and win
>game DCs after my fall guy's win animation, "rewards should be claimed at the next log in" bs
>close game and log back in
>still didn't get my crown or my pass points

I shouldn't be fuming like this over a kids game but I am.

That's easy to deal with, just don't get griefed :^)

It is streamer bait and its working.
Imagine being a fucking retard who bought into a game thats made to be forgotten in a few weeks lmao

Attached: fall.png (637x327, 374.04K)

I'll give you Roll out, but only 2-3 People are eliminated on Perfect Match and Block Party.

Perfect match should have smaller squares. The only people getting eliminated right now are literal retards. If it became a fight to get on the correct panel it would be a ton more interesting.

Reminder that Tip-Toe is a worse and lamer version of Door Dash.
Happened to my friend, you'll get it soon enough.

Ok, explain to me how the game is bad then? I will accept your contrarianism if you tell me why the game is fundamentally bad.

>royal fumble
>last 5 seconds, have tail
>other player very clearly grabs me he's literally just behind me and his grab reticle shows for a second
>he just doesn't get it for some reason
>I win anyway

Perhaps he should have gotten good :^)

How do you push people?

How did the gooks get away with making their threads just say "sc2"? I remember people getting banned in the Planetside threads because there was a hyperlink with sc2 in the link and people were complaining that it broke their search filter.

yeah the black load screen after the final only started happening recently
they fucked something up

Like full Battle Royale, its success will probably start a land rush and create a sub-genre with much more polished copycats appearing sooner rather than later.

There's really nothing about this game that is difficult to replicate and improve on. Its strength is its concept rather than its implementation.

If the devs are smart then they will invest millions in quickly expanding the title before they are supplanted. They're a huge studio and they now over ten million dollars to invest into it.

>____ edition

Why not just make them on /vg/ at this point? You're just begging to have the thread moved and illegalized

@520576637
>people I don't like having fun means the game is bad!

Attached: 1585920932704.gif (298x301, 1.81M)

You guys playing on PC? On PS4, it's insta queues and no disconnects. Giving it away for free to PS Plus members was smart.

Anyone else not getting any rewards on PC?

>Keep getting stuck with retards on the shitty egg game
Worst game

The game is boring and its simple, it has no depth, it relies on the devs keeping it updated (which they wont, because nobody will be playing it, and if they do it will be in the form of DLCs since they are jews) and the base game as it currently stands gets really repetitive and lacks content

The real answer is to grab them back. There are no throws in a hug.

>playing PoE while Server Guys do sum maintenance
>oscillating betwixt the cutest game and goriest game of the decade
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>$20 bucks for an entire month of entertainment is a bad deal
why is everyone on Zig Forums a child or unemployed

Dilate.

i will give you that, there needs to be more stages.

There is a limit on how long you can grab a player. When you hit that limit you push them.

Yee. Got a notice that I would get them at my next login.

:(

>month
you will be sick of it in a few days

do birdbros count as furfags?

Child because they must hate anything people they don't like are doing.

It would be a good thing?